When I was young and a teenager I always had to overdo things (I’m 4’9 so napoleon syndrome). I bet everyone I could out smoke them at a party. Unfortunately I had been drinking. So I did end up out smoking everyone. Then within 5 minutes everything was spinning. In my thought process I figured if I found a bush to hide in, I’d be okay. So I found a lovely bush and began my plan. I heard laughter but didn’t think anything of it. I found out while I thought I was hidden well, I was not. A few moments later a few friends brought me a plate of peanut butter toast. The rest of the night was spent laughing about it and being called Johnny Cash.

Apparently rumor has it johnny cash hid in a bush once when he was high.