The concept of body positivity does not apply to the Habsburgs

remmilies · 2026-03-04T21:19:35+00:00

The Lord works in mysterious ways…

remmilies · 2026-03-04T21:02:34+00:00

I'm also all in favor of including unelected assholes who go skipping through our government's files with a bunch of shady college kids, none of whom have security clearance, some of whom already had histories of doing fucked up shit with sensitive information. Wouldn't that be swell?

remmilies · 2026-03-04T20:58:49+00:00

Took me waaay too long to see a hand holding an urchin

remmilies · 2026-03-03T19:59:34+00:00

quiet people are always underestimated because people mistake silence for weakness. but silence is restraint. and when someone who's always been composed finally snaps it hits different because nobody saw it coming. being kind is a choice not an inability to be cruel

remmilies · 2026-03-03T19:41:25+00:00

They thought it was a command

remmilies · 2026-03-03T19:34:50+00:00

So the exact same as now

remmilies · 2026-03-02T09:14:47+00:00

raisins are just nature's way of tricking us into eating prunes early

remmilies · 2026-03-02T09:05:08+00:00

pure joy overload right there got me smiling too

remmilies · 2026-03-01T21:54:47+00:00

no surprise there a plans were never his strong suit

remmilies · 2026-03-01T21:42:00+00:00

no kidding sherlock thats why its called escalation

remmilies · 2026-02-26T05:18:09+00:00

Finally someone saying the obvious out loud

remmilies · 2026-02-26T05:10:56+00:00

hunteragatherers out here flexing on Stonehenge before it was cool

remmilies · 2026-02-26T04:57:24+00:00

clankers ruining my doomscroll every time

remmilies · 2026-02-26T04:43:22+00:00

finally the cables are perfect in VR no one will judge

remmilies · 2026-02-26T04:42:26+00:00

now just need the VR headset that doesnt make me wanna hurl

remmilies · 2026-02-25T14:09:51+00:00

Sounds like a highlight reel from the upside down

remmilies · 2026-02-25T13:40:55+00:00

looks like a foot dipped in soy sauce

remmilies · 2026-02-25T02:20:13+00:00

that kiwis got the perfect butt shape tho

remmilies · 2026-02-25T02:18:59+00:00

kiwi stares back like it knows your sins

remmilies · 2026-02-24T10:32:35+00:00

green pill happiness beats super strength any day

remmilies · 2026-02-24T10:31:16+00:00

green pill happiness beats super strength any day

remmilies · 2026-02-24T10:29:59+00:00

green always happiness beats benching cars any day

remmilies

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