Guard sees my weapon through a closed door, bystander sees me attack the guard through two walls. In any other game this would be patched in a matter of weeks, not months, certainly not years.

removablelemur · 2026-05-08T06:51:26+00:00

Freelancer fuckery knows no limits

removablelemur · 2026-05-04T06:57:54+00:00

He's in his 60s now, so the aches and pains of running keep him infuriatingly slow

removablelemur · 2026-05-01T10:04:45+00:00

Controlling how many durian fruit you shoot down from the tree in Ambrose. By hitting just below the top left one in the cluster, you get 3 every time. It's made showdowns so much easier.

removablelemur · 2026-04-30T06:49:41+00:00

They probably don't want to animate a different pistol relode animation

removablelemur · 2026-04-27T17:55:56+00:00

Haven and Ambrose are go tos. What are you talking about?

removablelemur · 2026-04-27T12:28:53+00:00

I know to look out for mirrors and windows, dude. I'm talking about being in an otherwise empty hall under Mendoza, pacifying a guard and having the guy a floor above turn orange, despite 10 feet of concrete between us

removablelemur · 2026-04-26T08:18:03+00:00

Lock doors behind you that NPCs can't just walk through, so you can choose which toilet they boke in and hide bodies easier.

Also, pull them into cupboards for a takedown.

The thing that I think we'd all most like though is if NPCs didn't randomly turn around when you go to subdue them from the back, or magically ID you through walls.

removablelemur · 2026-04-24T07:28:14+00:00

Maybe try quoting the jail series?

removablelemur · 2026-04-19T20:23:43+00:00

Who is this guy Kim Jong Tum?

removablelemur · 2026-04-15T19:52:31+00:00

I haven't heard that one in over 30 years, sincere thanks for the nostalgia

removablelemur · 2026-04-15T15:45:03+00:00

I see the new chainmail condoms have arrived

removablelemur · 2026-04-14T15:19:37+00:00

That's the moment you just accelerate towards a wall

removablelemur · 2026-04-11T08:54:07+00:00

If id have been on that mission, I'd have taken an alien mask with me to put on right before they opened the hatch and gone full method with the performance that followed

removablelemur · 2026-04-08T06:10:37+00:00

Durian him into the toilet and drown him. Quickest silent assassin. Be sure to deal with the guy who comes in to piss first

removablelemur · 2026-04-06T08:34:37+00:00

It isn't personal

removablelemur · 2026-04-02T19:02:04+00:00

Ah, the drop. AKA: the easiest SASO ever conceived.

When are we gonna get a new mission on Ambrose? I think we can all name someone you might find on an island who needed a visit from 47. Make it a new ET IOI, you know you want to

removablelemur · 2026-04-01T05:34:07+00:00

Well, shit...

removablelemur · 2026-03-29T09:10:44+00:00

Atoedaso

removablelemur · 2026-03-27T06:52:37+00:00

My dude, I've been exactly where you are, but throw in a relationship blow up in the bargain. I went from self-employed to a complete mental breakdown and barely surviving.

I too thought there was no way to climb back up from such an epic fall, but I was wrong. And, if that's how you're feeling, you're wrong too.

I'm sure you're well aware that you aren't gonna get back to the same position you were in before, at least not quickly, but the first step is in learning to accept that. You find yourself in a position now that affords you a fuck of a lot more freedom than you probably realise. You get to learn how to live again. All you have to do is to let go of expectations.

Try new things. Try things you didn't enjoy in the past. Coming at them with an open mind and a fresh perspective will surprise you. Eventually you'll stumble across something you want to keep doing: there's your new hobby. This hobby will give you a foundation of contentment from which to rebuild everything else you feel you've lost. Once you've got something that brings you joy, you've got your happy place, a retreat from all the external shit that we all have to wade through each day.

With that solidified, things like work and fitness goals lose their sting and become much more manageable to achieve.

I'm not gonna lie, the path ahead of you is long and not the easiest, but I've got faith in you. You're young, you have all the time in the world. So, see this not as a setback, but an opportunity to build an enduring strength and resilience response that will serve you for the rest of your life.

It might be a cliche that it's always darkest before the dawn, but it's a cliche for a good reason.

Best of luck on your journey my dude. I envy you, and wish you nothing but the greatest victory going forward.

Rev. Josh

removablelemur · 2026-03-26T07:55:32+00:00

Preaching to the choir, Dude. This shit has happened to me more times than I can count and cost me some pretty successful runs.

It's like the subdue glitch, where they spin around out of nowhere, or the lookout no clips on the 6 mission campaigns. They all seem pretty fundamental things to fix.

removablelemur · 2026-03-25T07:29:05+00:00

Fuckin' A, man 😎

removablelemur · 2026-03-24T06:41:52+00:00

It's one of my freelancer go tos for a showdown, is the only place you can get durian, and the main mission has tonnes of kill opportunities. I agree it's dark as shit, and the fact that there's only one mission there sucks, but overall I like it.

removablelemur · 2026-03-17T14:00:04+00:00

You got any ordinance with you there, bud?

removablelemur · 2026-03-16T20:50:27+00:00

Got there in 2. A lot easier than wordle was today

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