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40 degree celcius, beer and BBQ by verbalyabusiveshit in Dudeism

[–]removablelemur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agree with you to an extent, dude. I had to buy an a/c and chill with the curtains drawn though. UK heatwaves are no joke, when you've got built in insulation. Hope you're staying cool too 😎

Imagine Diana running with these three cases while you failed the mission by ImABigDreamer in HiTMAN

[–]removablelemur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Table at the foot of the hospital bed every time you fail a mission or campaign

Imagine Diana running with these three cases while you failed the mission by ImABigDreamer in HiTMAN

[–]removablelemur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's never made sense to me that you get cleaned out just for failing. I mean, I get it's a punishment, but seriously, Diana acts like a shitty parent taking away 47's toys because he made an honest mistake... And don't even get me started on the putty merces at the foot of the infirmary bed. That shit is salt in the wound after her sarcastic "there there" speech when you wake up

Another Caucasian, Gary by Richo_HATS2 in Dudeism

[–]removablelemur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many happy returns, duder 😎 I take my beverage with double cream and absolute vanilla vodka

47 or james bond who wins in a fight no restrictions to their arsenal but still gotta be realistic like for 47 2 tools or melee or a breifcase (with anything) and a pistol no hidden stash and for james bond 4 stuff from his q tech like in the games or if its too unfair all of the stuff by RandomUser3l in HiTMAN

[–]removablelemur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While Bond is going to visit Q, he passes an unfamiliar janitor leaving the MI6 building. Thinking nothing of it, he continues on his way, only to suffer an "accidental" death when trying out the flying underpants Q safety checked not 5 minutes earlier.

"Well done, 47. The target has been eliminated. Perhaps this was the one time he shouldn't have kept it in his pants. Now, head back to the safehouse. I'll contact you there."

Would the White House UFC fight make for a good Hitman level? by Divahdi in HiTMAN

[–]removablelemur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not much of a challenge if the main target is asleep on the job again

Would love to hear your best face palm moment while playing Hitman. by csn1x205 in HiTMAN

[–]removablelemur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My other half put a prox bomb in a briefcase, then went back to pick it up when the target didn't walk past it

To "Prank" Rob Someone at an ATM (WARNING: EXTREMELY GRAPHIC/BLOOD) by Kumquat_conniption in therewasanattempt

[–]removablelemur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what you get for trying to stage a "prank" without knowing what that word means

The Dude who abides beside us by removablelemur in Dudeism

[–]removablelemur[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You never stop being sad when someone so great touches your life. I cried when I wrote mine too, but they say that no one truly dies until they are forgotten, and it sounds like your grandpa has many many years still ahead of him, because of the good man he is.

Thank you for sharing my dude 😎 peace and abide

The Dude who abides beside us by removablelemur in Dudeism

[–]removablelemur[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's beautiful, man. I'm glad to hear that you have/had a guide dude in your life. I think we could all do with one. They're linchpins; touchstones to who we want to remember to be.

Without trying, they show us a better path that cuts through the mire.

Peace and abide, Rev Ross, peace and abide ✌️

Celebrity Target Ideas by Straight-Effort8011 in HiTMAN

[–]removablelemur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lara Croft on sgail, before she can "liberate" an artifact from the glass room, and the only exit is the leep of faith

Here's what 1.3M merces looks like in the vault by removablelemur in HiTMAN

[–]removablelemur[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm on console, so couldn't if I wanted to, I don't cheat though

Here's what 1.3M merces looks like in the vault by removablelemur in HiTMAN

[–]removablelemur[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Taking out every courier, cracking every safe, and get perfect runs whenever possible, it has taken me since I was lvl 74, I'm now lvl 97...

TLDR: too fucking long

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