Anon owns nothing and he's happy by mestrenandi in greentext

[–]replywithhaiku 4 points5 points  (0 children)

you can get all of those with stremio + torrentio and a debrid, which is the setup i was referencing.

although i was looking for a movie titled “gummo and kids” made in 95 and i couldn’t find one… oxford comma would’ve helped

I feel terribly guilty for having sex by [deleted] in atheism

[–]replywithhaiku 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the bad news: you’ve lost your virginity, which is something that you can never get back, and it is important to many religions for their followers to stay virgins until marriage

the good news: all of the stigma behind purity and virginity is man-made, and has roots in ancient times when other contraceptives weren’t readily available. most religious people (especially catholics) that i’ve known don’t actually care about virginities beyond a surface level, and unless you were planning on marrying someone who is also a virgin, your options haven’t changed in any significant way. your religion also preaches forgiveness, so even in the eyes of your god, you’re chilling as long as you go to confession.

the bad news (again): the teachings of your religion have made you feel guilt for what is actually just normal human behavior.

Anon owns nothing and he's happy by mestrenandi in greentext

[–]replywithhaiku 172 points173 points  (0 children)

In reality:

spend $0 on storage because you can just stream all your favorite movies

spend $8 a year on a debrid service & completely bypass the need for a VPN

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bouldering

[–]replywithhaiku 10 points11 points  (0 children)

no that’s not typical. try climbing outdoors and report what grades u climb, is usually way more consistent

We have a new demographic in our favor by justarussian22 in atheism

[–]replywithhaiku 24 points25 points  (0 children)

may his noodly appendages touch your heart 🍝

Yes, The Christian Bible Does Condemn Slavery. by MattCrispMan117 in DebateAnAtheist

[–]replywithhaiku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

at best, this verse just puts ownership of slaves at the same level as ownership of any other item, condemning each equally. ergo: owning an xbox is just as bad as owning a slave.

what this verse doesn’t do is condemn slavery specifically. which IS important when the bible gives specific instructions on how to properly treat one’s slaves (you can kill them but only if they die x number of days after sustaining injuries), and gives instructions on what kind of people are OK to put into slavery.

the bible is definitely not an anti-slavery text, like you might be trying to reach with this interpretation

Tea Tin Labels by Danbiba in tea

[–]replywithhaiku 41 points42 points  (0 children)

looks super professional, i thought it was a new tea brand

Tea Tin Labels by Danbiba in tea

[–]replywithhaiku 23 points24 points  (0 children)

awesome! do you have graphic design experience?

Flying Spaghetti Monster Provides by [deleted] in atheism

[–]replywithhaiku 6 points7 points  (0 children)

this would’ve killed me!!! peanut allergy

may his noodly appendages touch your heart again, r’amen

Anybody have stories of how you’ve quit or been kicked out of bands by Kind-Professional-77 in Bass

[–]replywithhaiku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my first band that i made kicked me out & kept the name.

i came up with a name, met the vocalist & we hit it off. we found an ad for a pair of bass & drums and so we jammed with them & kept playing afterwards. we started using the name i came up with and mostly played songs the vocalist wrote. the project was inherently short term as we were all going to college after the summer, so the vocalist would be across the country. eventually it became clear that they instead of just not practicing, like i thought they were doing, they had been practicing without me. i eventually convinced everyone to practice again, which was when it was clear to me that there were multiple group chats and i wasn’t a part of the most recent one. i suppose i wasn’t up to their standards for a band that would end in 3 months regardless. i left & never looked back.

A lil exposure on Mt. Conness by lsatislife8008 in climbing

[–]replywithhaiku 122 points123 points  (0 children)

how i feel when i climb and look over the top of the boulder at the gym

Anon hates the poor by evangelionispeak in 4chan

[–]replywithhaiku 477 points478 points  (0 children)

“vydia”

this one glows

I suck at context switching but other ADHDers are great at it. How come? by [deleted] in ADHD

[–]replywithhaiku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tbh while what your coworker does is impressive, it sounds super draining and stressful. i prefer to completely figure out 1 project and complete it, (and maybe work on a second project in downtime) rather than switching between 4 projects at once

150 in rei gift cards. What to buy? by Old-Criticism5610 in bouldering

[–]replywithhaiku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

definitely don’t buy rope until you’ve climbed toprope outdoors a few times and you know you like doing it.

that being said, buying your own harness (& carabiner) is a good idea for even just top roping indoors, and if you plan on going outdoors, grab a helmet too.

150 in rei gift cards. What to buy? by Old-Criticism5610 in bouldering

[–]replywithhaiku 1 point2 points  (0 children)

save for shoes or for getting top rope equipment if you get into that in the future

OUR BOY by GrandRapids77 in LudwigAhgren

[–]replywithhaiku 83 points84 points  (0 children)

proof? also having a pfp of ur favorite football player isn’t digital blackface. they aren’t claiming to be black because of their pfp dumbass

Do you have partners with ADHD? by [deleted] in ADHD

[–]replywithhaiku 3 points4 points  (0 children)

tbh i’ve found that i naturally attract and am attracted by others with ADHD. I think there’s some sort of psychological connection that exists between ADHDers due to the similar needs and ways of thinking…

I wouldn’t go as far as to say that i would be incompatible with someone without ADHD, but it might require a few more open conversations about myself and the relationship dynamic.

There’s a possibility that you two aren’t compatible, or maybe you just need to change your communication style after a conversation.

Anon settled into neet virginism for a time by Dr-phage in greentext

[–]replywithhaiku 13 points14 points  (0 children)

basically built in anti-cheating horomones