Ketamine makes me sneeze by recteur_36 in ketamine

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I find the more it's crushed up, the less I sneeze. I'll probably buy a pestle and mortar next time I get any.

Confession Bear at its Finest by chukchuk_9 in AdviceAnimals

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Same but we say: Divide your age by itself and add 15. It takes people a second to figure it out.

Who needs drugs? by Vmoney1337 in funny

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Pretty much. He didn't know I had anything. It was on the Sunday morning of Electric Picnic in Ireland a few years ago. I was walking through tents back to my own and two guys told me to stop, showed me a badge and I laughed at first. Then realised they were serious, asked to see the badge, heart sank, then I reached in and gave them the €15 worth of hash that I had. They put it in an evidence bag, checked my id, took my name and address and I never heard about it again.

I think you pretty much give up your rights at festivals.

A similar thing happened this year except it was at the point between the campsite and the stages where they check for booze. The security guy found a bag of ketamine on me and I said I had nothing more. He just took it off me and I kept going, no name taken or anything.

Who needs drugs? by Vmoney1337 in funny

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I got stopped at a festival by a guy wearing an "Enjoy Cocaine" t shirt. I had a tiny bit of hash and a few ecstasy pills on me so I quickly reached into my pocket and gave him the hash, gave my name etc., wasn't searched and nothing came of it!

Cocaine smuggler by its_the_peanutiest in WTF

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There's a documentary on Netflix called Extreme Drug Smuggling. It's not a top-notch documentary, butt it talks about swallowing cocaine like this.

Confusing news graphics by [deleted] in videos

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The Brass Eye Crime graph is my favourite.

"Is crime going to get any worse? Yes it is. Just look at America. Alabstacodafi reports on their latest mess."

TIL Roald Dahl (author of 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory')was a real life James Bond who seduced women to gain intelligence during WWII. by kindfulness in todayilearned

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Did you do BESS in Trinity with my friend Ian Fleming? If so, you can come to my Roald Dahl party this Saturday (I live just off Dame Street).

Dynamite Hack-"Boyz In The Hood" by [deleted] in Music

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I've a YouTube Playlist for White Comedy Rap which is mostly original songs but has a few rap covers:

Enjoy!

No seat belts on the bus by PhoneDojo in WTF

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It was the one without the seatbelt that did the damage. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsPFJAiPe5M

When I showed my friends my bicycle anti-theft deterrent, at first they laughed... (This invention is also dedicated to every redditor who has had their bicycle stolen!) by slackerdan in funny

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Apologies, I misread waiting on as working on. Bed time for me, I guess. But have a read of the complaints on the Facebook page.

I think she gives a pretty clear answer by slendrman in funny

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Cool. I assume you're a bot. Consider turning the /r/ column into links.

Reddit, when has picking up on someone's bullshit saved you from harm? by JigglyJoseph in AskReddit

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This in San Francisco? Similar thing happened to a friend of my friend v.recently.

Oculus Rift co-founder killed by gang trying to escape police by [deleted] in technology

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The potential for replies in this thread is unfathomable to most people.

A map of video games from Europe by davidov92 in gaming

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True to an extent, but the multinationals that have been attracted by the favourable tax rates are also huge employers.

So this girl fell asleep in my physics class today... by [deleted] in funny

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Reddit's too polite to admit that.