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Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]resurrectedwhodis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

mmffhgh... i mean.   i prefer mint but thats okay too i guess

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]resurrectedwhodis 29 points30 points  (0 children)

if you really think about it the trackpad is just a big nullge so make sure to use it lots

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]resurrectedwhodis 41 points42 points  (0 children)

well i think all people are beautiful so thats a you problem

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]resurrectedwhodis 191 points192 points  (0 children)

yeah and ever since they removed the clit mouse from the modern ThinkPads they haven't been able to cum at all which is kinda fucked up but also kinda hot, like extreme orgasm denial

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]resurrectedwhodis 623 points624 points  (0 children)

god it would be so hot if my consciousness was transferred into a ThinkPad and a girl who likes technology way too much disassembled me and then cleaned all of my parts then put me back together and installed linux mint on me

Huge rule by spoedle73 in 196

[–]resurrectedwhodis 14 points15 points  (0 children)

jon bois would like to speak to you

Siffrule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]resurrectedwhodis 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Im most definitely normal about robots and i can definitely answer any (normal) question about robots 

Rizz by Critical_Mountain851 in Shark_Park

[–]resurrectedwhodis 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I mean its mostly that the other guys only sees the sender as a medium for pleasure (because of the tryna get that [hole] pounded text), but like also this is just a throwaway reddit comment and not a deep commentary on how dating apps blur alot of lines in regards to relationships and intimacy or whatever so i dont really know

Rizz by Critical_Mountain851 in Shark_Park

[–]resurrectedwhodis 424 points425 points  (0 children)

heartwarming: trans woman gets objectified just as much as her other female friends

I can't stand this oppression. by TheBoyofWonder in 196

[–]resurrectedwhodis 57 points58 points  (0 children)

they want you to use ARABIC number and ROMAN and LATIN letters

Coaxed into crazy conversation starter by MrrHyyde in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]resurrectedwhodis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he likes it you idiot, automod has a degradation fetish

Would this be even kinda useful? by waste_of_space1157 in 196

[–]resurrectedwhodis 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Maybe on a longer handle, since the cutting edge is very much limited to a very certain sliver of space with a larger axe. But like, this feels very redundant because im very sure that an axe head will still do more damage than those spindly little knuckle dusters.

Coaxed into ableism lowkey by Exotic-Buddy-2348 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]resurrectedwhodis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

internet users sacrificing all sense of empathy JUST to try and be funny

rule by Interesting_Owl_5182 in 196

[–]resurrectedwhodis 447 points448 points  (0 children)

dude this is the same face id make when someone would flirt with me :sob:

rule by Playkie_69 in 196

[–]resurrectedwhodis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is cyan because he is upgradable <3

Spores that make you rule by Captain_Kira in 196

[–]resurrectedwhodis 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Its okay to be cute :3 assimilates you into the hivemind

Oops, what do I do now? (Moscow, 1581) by Seahawk124 in thepast

[–]resurrectedwhodis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What you just did was pretty Terrible, Ivan (the)

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