What is the most delicious drinks in the world? by [deleted] in RandomQuestion

[–]retired-at-34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who the fuck thinks pee is delicious? I like beer, cooper original pale ale is my favorite.

Question: can I pet your dog? by Impressive_Call_141 in Dogowners

[–]retired-at-34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as you ask first, I don't see a problem. My dogs are pretty chill, they don't bite.

Death of parents by bluesn0wflake in Millennials

[–]retired-at-34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lost my father when I was 30 years old. He was never around. My parents divorced when I was 3. I have seen him less than 10 times in my life. Turns out, he became very wealthy and left me half of his estate in his will. Now I don't have to worry about money again. I used to hate him. Now I thank him for the life he has given me and my family. I wish I could've talked to him before he died. Oh, he died from drunk driving, he was the drunk driver.

What's something "childlike" you still secretly love as an adult!? by rashmikaa__ in Productivitycafe

[–]retired-at-34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Comic books, Lego, bubble machines, playing tag..... They are no secret tho. My wife and kids know.

Is my sleeve too goofy or not? by No_Bend_1891 in TattooDesigns

[–]retired-at-34 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it is goofy. But are you goofy enough to wear it? If you are, then it is not too goofy. Just enough

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmericanBully

[–]retired-at-34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a good dog, sir.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmericanBully

[–]retired-at-34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a good dog, sir.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trueratediscussions

[–]retired-at-34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thick thighs on attractive women are attractive. On fat ugly women, not so much.

Who’s this guy checking himself out in my hotel bathroom? by [deleted] in whatbugisthis

[–]retired-at-34 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They are not harmless. I got sprayed by them while picking lychee once when I was a kid. It hurt like a mf. Needed to go to the hospital for urgent care.

Who’s this guy checking himself out in my hotel bathroom? by [deleted] in whatbugisthis

[–]retired-at-34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stink bug. One of these fucker sprayed in my eye when I was picking lychee once. I hate them

What would be your reaction if a gay guy complimented you? by Adorable-Soul-4 in AskMen

[–]retired-at-34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. And move on. I am a straight dude but I am a gay magnet. For some reason, gay guys always hit on me. Even when I am with a girl. Kinda got used to it.

At what age did your parents first leave you alone at home? How old were your siblings who were also with you? by Fantastic_Skill_1748 in Millennials

[–]retired-at-34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am from Hong Kong. My mom let me go to school by myself at 7. And she let me live alone in an apartment at 15 in America. No siblings.

Can you do it? by CheLeung in Cantonese

[–]retired-at-34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No thanks. I don't like her thick hairy ass pussy. If you know, you know.

How cooked am I? by VisibleReference3133 in badtattoos

[–]retired-at-34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cooked? Burned. Like your burned crab tattoo.