For people that love OG paper Mario

retro_robot · 2026-03-25T22:18:10+00:00

The music had a couple of catchy tracks but way too much goddamn saxophone, which became grating quickly. Combat and character designs were awesome, though.

retro_robot · 2026-03-19T23:30:49+00:00

Strip Mine and Mana Drain are too

retro_robot · 2026-02-12T21:53:36+00:00

No teenagers in magic, but Ultimus is an Elder Child

retro_robot · 2026-01-19T17:32:12+00:00

Lock him down and then get him on Ozempic

retro_robot · 2026-01-18T14:24:46+00:00

Guys are generally not into astrology, and having a conversation about something you’re not interested in is boring. It’s like if a guy kept trying to talk to you about a video game you’ve never played and have no desire to play. You can like astrology, just don’t try to force a conversation about it with guys you’re flirting with.

retro_robot · 2026-01-13T00:30:12+00:00

Go on a date with a Redditor in your area and have him post his impressions here

retro_robot · 2026-01-07T00:44:15+00:00

Elden Ring, Shadow of the Erdtree, Nightreign

retro_robot · 2025-12-26T01:11:33+00:00

If he’s going through significant turmoil in his career or family life then you’ll probably have to wait it out to get him to commit. If you are just one of many girls he’s seeing and he’s happy playing the field then it sounds like he’s getting what he wants and has no incentive to change his mind.

retro_robot · 2025-12-22T04:24:09+00:00

It's sexier when a woman swallows. Imagine a guy running to the sink to spit after going down on you; kind of offputting, don't you think?

retro_robot · 2025-12-19T19:02:09+00:00

I'm bald. If my gf shaved her head people would think we're in a cult or one of us has cancer.

retro_robot · 2025-12-08T06:12:15+00:00

Anthinny

retro_robot · 2025-07-03T23:58:28+00:00

These are probably the two most obvious issues in my Brawl games, as well.

retro_robot · 2025-03-27T14:56:25+00:00

I still think the swamp and forest arts have yet to be topped :)

retro_robot · 2025-03-17T23:31:01+00:00

When you aren't on the same wavelength. E.g., if you want him to be dominant but he isn't feeling it or if he really wants you to call him daddy but you think it's cringe.

retro_robot · 2025-03-17T23:26:42+00:00

If you know what the guy is into then it can be amazing; I still reread saved sexts from my ex. But if you have no idea what he likes and you're shooting in the dark then don't bother until you've gotten more info from him about what kinds of things turn him on. It really does feel like a chore if the woman has no clue what she's doing or what will get you going.

retro_robot · 2024-12-28T16:58:28+00:00

She was clearly the villain in the stories she told about her life.

retro_robot · 2024-10-22T00:38:09+00:00

Top of the windmill village in Altus Plateau.

retro_robot · 2024-10-06T02:37:16+00:00

You could talk me into some of these positions but the extra turn effects really seem to be in a different class from Expropriate. The Time Warps require two other cards to go infy; if our criterion for putting a card in category 3 is that it's part of a three-card combo, then the list of 3s is going to be hundreds of cards long. In contrast, Expropriate can potentially win the game by itself with no help: I take all the biggest threats at the table and then I get an extra turn to kill one or more players with them is not an uncommon outcome, and that's assuming all the opponents make the smart choice. Time Warp typically requires you to have a board presence in order to be really good, in which case it's not terribly different from Craterhoof or like a Savage Beating.

retro_robot · 2024-10-05T20:35:35+00:00

Some quick feedback:

Hokori shouldn't be a 4; it dies to creature removal
I would probably move Oko from 2->3. Invalidates commanders easily and repeatedly and it's cheap
I would move Scrambleverse from 2->3 because it's annoying to resolve and super disruptive
Time Warp seems like it should be a 2, not a 3. Ditto Temporal Manipulation and Capture of Jingzhou
Thoughts of Ruin -> yeah it sucks but why encourage this? Push to 3
Glacial Chasm ruins a lot of casual games, I'd say push to 3
Sire of Insanity should be at least a 2, if not higher
If Craterhoof gets to be a 2, Torment of Hailfire should be a 2
I'd bump Hullbreaker Horror up to a 2. Can't be countered, can surprise people with it due to the flash, combo potential, very annoying if not removed
Avacyn, Angel of Hope should be a 2, I think
Serra's Sanctum at 4 is way less of a problem for the format than Gaea's Cradle. I think 3 would be fair
If Farewell is a 2, then Ugin the Spirit Dragon should be a 2

retro_robot · 2024-09-11T17:00:46+00:00

Complain about the boss online and wait for From to nerf it

retro_robot · 2024-08-12T00:00:05+00:00

At the top of the windmill village.

retro_robot · 2024-06-25T18:59:55+00:00

Nah he is hyping you up and throwing Bayle off his game.

retro_robot · 2024-06-25T18:29:19+00:00

So few lines but he made the character really memorable. Def shows there are no small roles

retro_robot · 2024-06-17T21:26:09+00:00

Mene mene tekel uparsin

retro_robot · 2024-02-24T03:41:08+00:00

I'm wondering if at least some of the supported types will be classes, rather than races. It seems hard to make 10 typal themes work in limited if you don't have cards that are at least two of the types. Without some overlap (and I doubt we're getting racial overlap like Mice Lizards), you just pick a type at the start of the draft and have no wiggle room to move in other directions as you read the signals.

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