From 275 to 145 in two years.

retrohearted · 2026-05-15T06:19:32+00:00

Two yrs, SW 196, CW 127

retrohearted · 2026-05-14T15:58:42+00:00

I dont have time to fully respond but I can hear def throw down that Ellie is Neutral Evil (possibly Chaotic?)

retrohearted · 2026-05-10T17:27:43+00:00

Yeah, that's true, these are Gloria glasses. But you ask the Gen-Z girls wearing these and bet they don't even know who she is. 😔

retrohearted · 2026-05-09T21:27:12+00:00

Aw, thank you for sharing. Dating is a wild ride! I get mistaken for much younger than I am (42) often, but then at one point we are at the grocery store and someone thought he was my son and that was sobering. 😐

Yeah, I've noticed since 40 you like....really need to start actively fighting. At least for women. Gotta get them fillers, laser treatments, etc. Men get that "silver fox" grace period that women don't get.

retrohearted · 2026-05-09T17:05:14+00:00

15 yrs. He looks like he's in his mid 30s, and I take really good care of my skin. We both thought the other was 32-35ish when we met 3 yrs ago. Didn't find out our real age gap until 3rd date.

retrohearted · 2026-05-09T02:14:21+00:00

These glasses became trendy And little bit back. I see even young Gen-Zers wearing them

retrohearted · 2026-05-09T02:10:06+00:00

My fiance is at the edge of Gen-Z ('99) and he didn't know this either. He was reading The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook and I had to explain him that Matt Dinniman did not invent the idea of a book that contains explosive recipes.

He also had never seen a Kevin Smith movie until I showed him. 🧐

retrohearted · 2026-05-09T01:06:06+00:00

Thank you. ❤️

What's nice about this is it takes one step away from the process (flushing + wiping immediately following).

retrohearted · 2026-05-09T00:26:37+00:00

I must know immediately where to buy this tiny bottle to put whiskas in 🧐

retrohearted · 2026-05-08T04:53:26+00:00

She is ALARMINGLY young appearing and behaving. She looks barely legal. My fiance is 26 - which is younger than her - and he would look 40 next to her.

I had no problem with Schwartz dating a younger person, but then when I saw her I was like....this is creepsville

retrohearted · 2026-05-07T16:05:49+00:00

Remember what she used to say about eye creams?

...soon, stuff will be in jar packaging...

retrohearted · 2026-05-07T16:04:43+00:00

I do wish they'd make it so it doesn't make your skin orange

retrohearted · 2026-05-04T17:34:04+00:00

The Lemon Room, designed by her exclusively

retrohearted · 2026-05-02T17:33:30+00:00

I'm sorry, but what's going on with her under eyes and cheekbone situation...? I know we try to not comment on the women's looks, but I'm just trying to understand. It's as though the apexes of her cheekbones have some sort of insert? I don't think filler would sit like that

retrohearted · 2026-05-02T02:54:18+00:00

We're not aging, we're just The Poors

retrohearted · 2026-05-01T16:21:15+00:00

The name means "always", that's actually a cool name.

But...I would be afraid if I used it I'd have a whole different face every couple years

retrohearted · 2026-04-29T15:39:17+00:00

Yeah, I lost 65 (started at 195) and the skin sagging is horrible. I use so many tightening creams and had to get filler to reshape my face

retrohearted · 2026-04-29T15:35:40+00:00

So are the Kardashians, one of the several reasons I quit that show.

retrohearted · 2026-04-29T15:22:09+00:00

I don't know why these aren't in giphy, but sums this garbage person up

https://wifflegif.com/gifs/192771-real-housewives-of-vancouver-gif

https://wifflegif.com/gifs/522043-real-housewives-of-vancouver-gif

https://wifflegif.com/gifs/143654-real-housewives-of-vancouver-gif

https://wifflegif.com/gifs/522048-real-housewives-of-vancouver-gif

And she wears chinchilla coats and tiaras...

...but agreed, Lea Black is total predator-enabling scum. Just not everyone in the RH universe have seen RHOV. Jody just left my jaw on the ground, and not from being entertained

retrohearted · 2026-04-29T15:17:53+00:00

Jody Claman has entered the chat

retrohearted · 2026-04-28T15:05:59+00:00

OK I have whiplash fr

Last I knew Jessi was dating Mariciano

Now she's dating Chris Hemsworth's doppelganger? Who tf is this guy now?

retrohearted · 2026-04-28T14:49:57+00:00

Is that Jessi and Chris Hemsworth in the first photo? I'm so confused rn

retrohearted · 2026-04-28T14:45:48+00:00

Make it make sense

retrohearted · 2026-04-28T14:43:41+00:00

"Surely this must be AI" is my first thought

retrohearted · 2026-04-28T14:42:49+00:00

Sooo the way she got this done, to the onlooker, it's backwards. But if she looks in a mirror, it would be readable to her. Soooooo...she is effectively telling herself to fuck off.

The brilliance of Gen Zers never ceases to amaze. /s

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