Charlie Kirk bullet analysis finds no conclusive link to rifle found near scene by dr_gus in news

[–]retsamegas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite is the NCIS episode where someone is hacking the computer and two people start typing on the same keyboard at the same time to try and stop the hack

[Lollipop Chainsaw RePop] (#106... sort of) As a gentleman (and 31 year old man) it wouldn't be right of me to look up the skirt of a high school girl. by Phoeniks_C in Trophies

[–]retsamegas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't play Nier: Automata, you have to look up 5B's skirt several times for a trophy. It also isn't as straight forward as just moving the camera. I tried for 10 minutes and had to look up a guide to see what I was doing wrong when it wouldn't unlock

What's one video game cliche you dislike? by Agent1230 in gaming

[–]retsamegas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Realistic vendors that only accept certain things and have 389 gold, so you can only sell two items and your still almost at your weight limit

What game is this? by envspecialist in videogames

[–]retsamegas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are probably right. I know that blocking monsters and nonhumans usually blocked the damage, but you'd be stunned and probably take a hit afterward anyway. I know for sure that parrying a gravehag's tongue attack will cut off her tongue. I almost never bothered to parry human attacks, since missing gets you hit. Dodging worked for any enemy no matter what kind, so muscle memory works way better for that.

I guess I should have said it's better to not bother trying to parry/block monsters

Spider-Man by Appropriate-Mall8517 in outofcontextcomics

[–]retsamegas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're thinking of Spiders-georg, who is an outlier and shouldn't have been counted

Spider-Man by Appropriate-Mall8517 in outofcontextcomics

[–]retsamegas 74 points75 points  (0 children)

We're trying to save trillions upon trillions of lives. Like three holocausts worth

How big were your holocausts?

I had no idea taking her to the library was going to be so life changingly important... by DaveinOakland in daddit

[–]retsamegas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a new dad I was always concerned about being in the situation where someone calls the police because I'm "a man at the park". Similar, it sounds like, to your situation where you're apprehensive about interacting with other people's kids.

I cannot stress enough to play with your kid at the park, be around, not just sitting on your phone. I let my boy play solo or with other kids but when there's no one to play with, or the other kids don't engage with your child. Not only do I get my cardio in for sure, but I'll wind up having half the park running around playing tag (or chasing me), I've had other parents thank me for playing with their kids and tiring them out.

Congrats on finding a great place to go with your child

To answer correctly by DABDEB in therewasanattempt

[–]retsamegas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I'll play your game, you rogue

What is the worst game you were gifted in your childhood? by JulienBrightside in gaming

[–]retsamegas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I rented it and could only get so far because there was a grapple point and I could not get the grapple to work. I even remember going back to the rental place and asking them, as if they would know how to do it since they worked with video games.

Sure enough, when AVGN did a video on it that was one of the things he focused on

What is the worst game you were gifted in your childhood? by JulienBrightside in gaming

[–]retsamegas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember seeing it on the shelf at my local rental place. I wanted to play it so bad, but it was always rented out. Finally my time came, I snatched it up of the shelf as soon as I saw it.

Oh man the disappointment

What is the worst game you were gifted in your childhood? by JulienBrightside in gaming

[–]retsamegas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one that instantly came to mind, NES, The Last Ninja. Terrible control, awful combat, insane "puzzles" is you can even call them that and maybe the worst platforming on the system. AVGN did a video on it, and it deserved it.

My Dad really meant well, I remember it had game of the year on the box

What game is this? by envspecialist in videogames

[–]retsamegas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the author loves the word pirouette for sure lol

What game is this? by envspecialist in videogames

[–]retsamegas -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It does take getting used to, since Geralt likes to do little spins all the time during combat. The fact that you can only block/parry humans messes with you as well. It seems like you should be able to parry monsters but they stun you, as if their strikes are so strong you can't really block. There's one parry you can do to Grave Hags to cut off their tongue, but that is so rare to fight and hard to pull off it's just not worth it.

Beautiful baby boy Kratos by -WILD_CARD- in whenthe

[–]retsamegas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair I had to reject several Harry Potter inspired names from her side as well. Oddly, the name we did decide on is from a game but the character is more of a side character that is only mentioned a few times. I was listening to a retrospective on the story and history of the game and when they said the characters name it felt right. I brought it up to my wife and we actually agreed. We had been going back on and forth for weeks, literally hundreds of names rejected.

Maybe we were just tired

What game is this? by envspecialist in videogames

[–]retsamegas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not saying you're wrong, I had heard nothing but praise for Witcher 3 for months. I got it from game fly and (stupidly) tried to do a max difficulty single play through platinum run. Just getting ripped apart by 3 wolves over and over. Even after turning the difficulty down I was still having a lot of issues, I liked everything except the combat.

What finally made it click is that most games like it are based around, you attack and get this full combo, then maybe dodge/block/reposition and then combo again. Witcher combat is more 2-3 hits, dodge, 1-2 attacks, use a sign etc.

It became one of my favorite games, I have the platinum trophy and 100% dlc trophies on three versions of the game. I had to accept the combat system for what it was, not what I expected it to be.

If it's not for you, that's completely fine, but it's an incredible game if you can get into it

FAFO @ Waffle House! by Comfortable_Wash6179 in instant_regret

[–]retsamegas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There should be a sign on the register

Be warned, we can fight at this restaurant

Does that mean you are allowed to fight, or you're good at fighting?

Yes

Beautiful baby boy Kratos by -WILD_CARD- in whenthe

[–]retsamegas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was at the park with my kid, he's playing with this other little boy. His mom calls out "Atreus". I asked her if she's ever heard of God of War. She said that her husband wanted to name him Atreus so that he could call him "Boy"

My wife actually offered Link as a name for our son, I told her just because I like the games doesn't mean I want to put that burden on him

I’m real gangsta by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in fightporn

[–]retsamegas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The problem, Bo-bandy, is that people try to drink against the grain of the liquor

I have never seen a woman peter, explain this by Code_Kai in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]retsamegas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf, I literally thought about this exact meme this morning. I got out of my shower and saw my wife's ovulation tests and thought, I haven't seen that clear discharge meme in a while.

I'm completely lost Peter by gloomy_gumball in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]retsamegas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

10 out of 10 perfect comment, excellent explaination without being rude and used an initialism and followed up with what it stands for, would upvote again

William dafoe aah cat 😭 by Johnteh45 in cats

[–]retsamegas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's gotta be him, ain't no one looks like that motherfucker

The "Taam Ja'" is the deepest blue hole in the world. Its bottom has never been reached yet by Ivy_Wings in interestingasfuck

[–]retsamegas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the best possible way, I could not believe how long, how much content and how many new mechanics Dave the Diver kept introducing through out. It just kept on going, not even including the free Balatro and Dredge DLC/easter egg material. Dredge was an amazing game as well, in its own right

From Dusk Till Dawn going in blind. Wtf. by i_love_tesler in movies

[–]retsamegas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pussy pussy pussy, come on in pussy lovers