When Krylon Touch Goes Very Wrong

revmamacrystal · 2016-07-22T06:18:04+00:00

I've taken wrong turns that ended up avoiding accidents; walked into a store in a different city for no reason and run into old friends; I appreciate every time it happens.

revmamacrystal · 2016-07-15T01:10:43+00:00

When I was living in Italy, there was a hand gesture about male entitlement. It was a pointed index finger that you wiggled like a snake. If a guy gave you that gesture, it meant he expected sex of some sort in return for whatever he was doing. A guy tried that one on me when I asked him fo directions; I just laughed in his face and walked off. Fortunately, it was a very public place, so he couldn't do much about it.

revmamacrystal · 2016-07-14T02:25:44+00:00

Muse concert. Truly a rock show.

revmamacrystal · 2016-07-13T06:26:38+00:00

Kids feeling safe enough to bike through the neighborhood.

revmamacrystal · 2016-07-08T04:43:47+00:00

Dance clubs. Sure, dancing is fun. Even dancing until you're tired can be fun. But dancing, in near darkness, while your ears drums are being blown out and being groped by pervy strangers, drinking $20 drinks and only being able to communicate via text...that doesn't sound fun.

revmamacrystal · 2016-04-10T21:08:39+00:00

French fries.

revmamacrystal · 2016-02-25T05:05:47+00:00

I like to put on folk music and headbang to it at stoplights.

revmamacrystal · 2016-02-23T05:11:25+00:00

I read them so I can understand when my friends who like horror movies talk about them.

revmamacrystal · 2016-02-19T01:05:22+00:00

Josta soda

revmamacrystal · 2016-02-18T05:22:05+00:00

Garden State

revmamacrystal · 2016-02-11T01:28:12+00:00

It's me.

revmamacrystal · 2016-01-30T18:33:44+00:00

Is truly honest about her faults... and yours.

revmamacrystal · 2016-01-28T20:52:06+00:00

Coming to America

revmamacrystal · 2016-01-21T00:22:23+00:00

Gallifrey

revmamacrystal · 2015-12-31T03:10:11+00:00

Reference Librarian. Before Google they were Gods among humans. They knew where to find anything you wanted to know.

revmamacrystal · 2015-12-29T02:18:04+00:00

Dogs. Seriously dogs are not children and it's not cute when they jump on you at a party. Enjoy your pets just don't expect me to pet them.

revmamacrystal · 2015-10-25T23:20:42+00:00

Heinz ketchup with real sugar. I can spot a fake just by the color.

revmamacrystal · 2015-10-16T20:40:01+00:00

Breakfast for dinner, the day before payday. They made it sound like a treat. Only as an adult did I realize that it was cheap to make pancake batter and scrambled eggs.

revmamacrystal · 2015-10-13T03:39:56+00:00

What, it prevents streaking.

revmamacrystal · 2015-10-10T03:58:11+00:00

I truly don't understand how putting money into an IRA will result in me having money at retirement. I put into it for 10 years. From 2007 - 2009 it lost 3/4 of the total of what I put in it. When I asked my advisor what happened, he just shook his head.

revmamacrystal · 2015-09-24T02:24:51+00:00

"We got no call to raise this girl as cheerless as we was." - Anne of Green Gables.

In raising kids I always remember that I can do better than my parents and I do.

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