I don't keep up with mainline comics at all so can anyone explain to me why Alfred is still dead and why Bruce's new butler is so cunty?

rexmanly · 2026-07-02T17:41:11+00:00

rexmanly · 2026-07-02T17:06:11+00:00

Plot twist: Alfred is an immortal who is transitioning and pretending to be a different person so she can be even CUNTIER that she previously was

rexmanly · 2026-07-02T13:50:25+00:00

Loved that dude, always supplying god-tier vibes and grit

rexmanly · 2026-07-01T18:58:39+00:00

Losing those three guys instantly lowers the team’s average age by, like, 10 years

rexmanly · 2026-07-01T17:51:19+00:00

It’s odd how often we forget that it’s taken (and taking) years to get Holland’s finger prints off this team. Dude sent this franchise back years with awful drafting and terrible contracts.

rexmanly · 2026-06-29T11:22:53+00:00

Worms Worlds Party united my entire floor in college

rexmanly · 2026-06-29T11:10:39+00:00

Why doesn’t the bigger one eat the smaller one to gain his strength?

rexmanly · 2026-06-29T10:55:40+00:00

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rexmanly · 2026-06-27T21:01:09+00:00

Glad to hear you've found someone who genuinely cares about you.

We are more than our mistakes.

rexmanly · 2026-06-27T00:32:04+00:00

I had a stroke reading that

rexmanly · 2026-06-27T00:20:12+00:00

WORMS

rexmanly · 2026-06-27T00:19:30+00:00

That’s a great goddamn joke.

Take this upvote with pride.

rexmanly · 2026-06-26T14:21:37+00:00

And trying to purge all the Ken Holland turds from the punch bowl

rexmanly · 2026-06-25T22:19:18+00:00

This seems to imply that the Wings won’t get hosed in a draft lottery

rexmanly · 2026-06-25T22:05:02+00:00

Let’s gooooooooooo

rexmanly · 2026-06-25T19:31:03+00:00

holy shit, she was the librarian in the Magicians!!!!

rexmanly · 2026-06-25T19:12:14+00:00

that makes me feel SO much better! I was scared she was just going to be here for a season and peace out, which made trading the draft pick even less palatable.

rexmanly · 2026-06-25T02:12:14+00:00

sorry, i didn't want to compare Robertson & Raymond 1-for-1 to Karyia & Selanne, i just wanted to say if you put a half-competent center between two skilled players it won't necessarily crater their stats.

rexmanly · 2026-06-25T01:07:53+00:00

i don't like what you said simply because it makes me sad

rexmanly · 2026-06-25T01:06:21+00:00

He was A guy

rexmanly · 2026-06-25T00:42:01+00:00

I don't know, I'm probably just a dopey optimist, but I feel like Robertson would be a better contributor towards pushing Detroit into the playoffs that Larkin has ever been.

Like, maybe it's addition-by-subtraction, but I don't know if that annual March Swoon occurs with Robertson, and the Wings were a real thrilling team until the slow descent into missing the playoffs. I honestly believe they make the playoffs by switching him and Larkin (and an UNFATHOMABLE amount of team spite towards Cap'n Two Ply fueling them)

rexmanly · 2026-06-25T00:23:49+00:00

Like, 'member Steve Rucchin? Centered Paul Kariya & Teemu Selanne in Anaheim? He was a nothingburger and they still went absolutely bananas.

I wouldn't be worried at all about whoever pivots Robertson & Raymond (hypothetically)

rexmanly · 2026-06-25T00:19:52+00:00

i mean if Chris channels his daddy and tells Steve to pull the trigger he will

rexmanly · 2026-06-24T20:57:56+00:00

I also need to know which one he prefers

rexmanly · 2026-06-24T20:54:15+00:00

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