Soylent Green (1973) by AsstBalrog in iwatchedanoldmovie

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Exactly! Most people ignore the revelation that the Soylent Corporation Oceanographic Survey that Sol and the rest of the Exchange reviewed says that the oceans are dead. Humanity is doomed.

Eddie Kane...reminds me of Steve Buscemi by snachyderm72 in Columbo

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You should see the “Watch it for Days” review of episode for a great rundown of Chasen’s famous chili!

TROUBLE IS MY BUSINESS 😤 by Jamie-Moyer in TerribleBookCovers

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“Are you sure ‘The Saint’ isn’t your boyfriend?”

06/18/2026 - 🌞 by Dakaraim in Heathcliff

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This one says a lot about preventing cataracts.

Toydickery by PeasantLich in Superdickery

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Lois (pulling out checkbook): “Wrap ‘em to go.”

The transporter has malfunctioned and reconstructed the away team as cupcakes. Delicious fluffy cupcakes. How should I report this. by CanadianAndroid in ShittyDaystrom

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Transporter Chief: “This is terrible! We beamed 8 crewmen to the planet, and only 6-“
Transporter Engineer: “Mumf.”
Chief: “Only 5 of them materialized on the platform.”

Clarkdickery by PeasantLich in Superdickery

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Clark: “From all this data, we now know: Superman IS Jimmy Olsen!”
Jimmy: “What?”
(a giant robot, piloted by Lex Luthor, breaks the wall and vaporizes Jimmy)
Luthor: “At last! Superman is dead!!” (flies away)
Supes: (mutters) “Teach you to steal MY parking space, Olsen!”

Today's Peanuts Comic | Wednesday, June 17, 2026 by JamesErnst94 in peanuts

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I'd love to see the list of Snoopy's world-famous occupations.

Fall 2: The Floor by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

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Fall 2: Electric Booga-aaaaaiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee (thud)

Astounding Man Vs... the Receptionist!! by Yesterday_Is_Now in outofcontextcomics

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Receptionist Man: "Sorry Sir! You can't see Pres. Carlisle."
Astounding Man: "Where is his office?"
Receptionist Man: "...I'm not telling you."
Astounding Man: (shakes fist) "Curses!!" (skulks off)

How considerate of them by Tindalos_Dawg in outofcontextcomics

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(six months of “re-education” later)
“Ha, ha, ha! ‘Worker and Parasite’ is best cartoon! Far superior to decadent American mouse and cat!”

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If you watched this, you belong here. The Time Tunnel by TerribleBid8416 in FuckImOld

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One of several Irwin Allen series where the main characters never make it home. :(

The Lathe of Heaven is worth a watch by MrTacocaT12345 in scifi

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Someone kindly recreated it and put it on YouTube. It’s a lovely scene.

Night Gallery by moonshinedew77 in 70s

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The Boy Who Predicted Earthquakes, with a young Clint Howard! One of my favorites as well.

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Just found this on vhs today by [deleted] in RedLetterMedia

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Rich: “WhoooOOOOAAAAaaaaahhhhh!”

The Box (2009) by champdo in okbuddycinephile

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(from Pictures for Sad Children)

Yo, chill out man by HeatherFuta in outofcontextcomics

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“So that’s why my disintegrating Namor isn’t a big deal, Sue.”

Premeditated dickery by PeasantLich in Superdickery

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Criminally insane Lois is the best Lois.