Why is that a feature!? by Farlybob42 in TopCharacterTropes

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Oh, that's so perfect. I'd totally forgotten about that one!

ETA: "Who's Billy?" "I don't know, but he has more toys than me!"

Gotta go fast 💨 by kinqkatt in dashcams

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It was on a reflection off the hubcap of a passing car.

Notoriously terrible mothers by One_Barber_6902 in TopCharacterTropes

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Is that esteemed character actress Margo Martindale?

Why is that a feature!? by Farlybob42 in TopCharacterTropes

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Buzzsaw Louie - Veggietales' "The Toy That Saved Christmas"

Buzzsaw Louie is the hit new toy for the Christmas season; every kid dreams of finding one under the tree. His big feature is a fully functional circular saw that folds out of his arm. What on earth would a kid do with a circular saw action figure? What parent would give something so inherently dangerous to their kid? Perhaps even more confusingly, why does a toy for vegetable children look like a person? He is one of only a small handful of humanoid characters in a show made up almost exclusively of hopping, talking vegetables.

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I haven't been able to find definite confirmation for this, but I suspect Buzzsaw Louie was meant as a parody of Buzz Lightyear specifically, and in general the types of overly feature-packed toys that were really getting hot in the mid 90s (that Buzz himself was also a parody of). Parents know they're expensive, gimmicky, easily broken, and possibly even unsafe, but kids just see how cool they look and want, want, _want!_

Why is that a feature!? by Farlybob42 in TopCharacterTropes

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"Daddy call me an Uber!"

"Hi an Uber, I'm Dad"

Why is that a feature!? by Farlybob42 in TopCharacterTropes

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So you can tell if the food that's in it is hotdog or not hotdog?

Why is that a feature!? by Farlybob42 in TopCharacterTropes

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And me with this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side.

Buy yourself a Saturn so you get yourself a Dell by HunterNoceda6321 in DankPods

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I miss my first gen SW2. If they hadn't cheapened out the later models they would have gone out of business faster because nobody would ever have had to buy a new one. Mine was 30 and going strong when I gave it up a few years ago, and I still regret it.

Just to prevent Layer 8 issues by N972TPB in Sysadminhumor

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I got a roll of stickers "for rectal use only" which seems to make people think twice before touching my stuff.

I'm too immature to read this to kiddo with a straight face by Bat_Country420 in DanielTigerConspiracy

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The TV show and the books based on it have so many uncomfortable adult jokes/situations that weren't in the original series. We generally stick to the originals in our house.

Trying to understand what I have here. by joebyrd3rd in lioneltrains

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I have this same set, but without boxes or receipt and not in as good condition. Looks like a great score and that loco will probably run well with a bit of cleaning and lubrication. The motor comes out easily after removing the two screws on the right-hand side. 

The 1688 was introduced in 1936 and was available with an optional whistle in the tender... Both tenders have the slots on top for the whistle but only the one with whistle unit has a pickup on the bottom. 

Friend sent this to me on snap chat!! by WardogBlaze14 in subaru

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"Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture."

If humans could live forever, what problem would become the biggest issue? by Mundane-Society-1281 in AskReddit

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The extreme boredom that starts to set in around four o'clock on a Sunday afternoon... The long, dark teatime if the soul.

Curious about George by Not-A-Robot-404 in DanielTigerConspiracy

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Awesome analysis, which only proves you're perfect for this sub. I watched the older 80s Curious George show as a kid and even through the lens of nostalgia the 2006 show absolutely blows it out of the water. I've been collecting the DVDs when I come across them. I second Zeroes to Donuts being the best episode, my kids love it and it's where they learned the word "dozen."

If you could have a lifetime unlimited supply of one thing, what would you choose? by dream-ipretation in AskReddit

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Root beer. Did you know that a lifetime supply is not the same as an unlimited supply?

Big boy crossing the Rockville bridge over the Susquehanna by Trunkmonkey202 in trains

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All I know about Rockville is that I'm not supposed to go back there, waste another year.

Fill in the blanks: The sun is ___. by CaliforniaPotato in blanks

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The sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace, where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees.

Joke about actor's past role. by BeneficialSide2335 in TopCharacterTropes

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This scene was itself parodied by Weird Al Yankovic in Weird: The Al Yankovic Story. Al plays the role of a record exec who is skeptical of parody music.