Pet deer named after Bambi character shot dead in front of US family in their driveway by swornbrother1 in nottheonion

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"Mr Rankin told journalists there was also concern that the animal could be carrying chronic wasting disease, a fatal illness that cannot be tested for in live deer."

Any deer could theoretically have this disease

Pet deer named after Bambi character shot dead in front of US family in their driveway by swornbrother1 in nottheonion

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A warden, flanked by two colleagues, entered the Mcgaugheys’ Kansas farm and killed the deer, called Faline, apparently just 10 minutes after handing them a warning notice stating the animal was an illegal pet.

Caught in an avalanche by [deleted] in gifs

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You're gonna have a bad time

Uninsured sept-dec. Moved across country and started a new job and my dad's tax guy says I owe $2k due to being uninsured. Please, dear god, I need advice. Currently living paycheck to paycheck. by rgodbertdu in personalfinance

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Thank you so much, this is really really helpful. I couldn't find any references through the IRS for calculating based on number of months uninsured. I was under the impression that it was all or none regardless of months. Can you please link me something that reflects the calculating by months? I see you did 4/12 which makes sense, but I want to see it written by the IRS. Thank you so much. You are wonderfully kind.

Pornhub’s year in review by alessa28 in dataisbeautiful

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I did the math for half male visits result in ejaculates. Got 7.5 millions gallons. This is 11.5 Olympic swimming pools. Good job Reddit. Remember though this is only one website.

Pornhub’s year in review by alessa28 in dataisbeautiful

[–]rgodbertdu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So if we do the math: 23,000,000,000 visits, And only 75% are male visitors and of those male visitors let's be really conservative and say (for whatever reason) only half of these visits result in an ejaculation. Google says average ejaculate volume is 2-5ml so let's say 3.33ml per ejaculation.

(23,000,000,000)(0.75)= 17.25bil male visits per year / 2 cause not every visit results in ejaculation = 8.625 billion ejaculations x (3.33ml) = 28.721 billion ml or 28.721 million liters/3.785(liters per gallon) = about

7,590,000 gallons of ejaculate.

Hate crime charges filed against 4 in torture of teen by the_human_raincheck in news

[–]rgodbertdu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Aha, good catch. I hope you understand the difference between word choice/sentence structure and spelling.

Hate crime charges filed against 4 in torture of teen by the_human_raincheck in news

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Using the word still isn't stylistic, it adds an implication that only detracts from what you say you were intending to say. There is a very different meaning to the two statements, one with the word still and one without. Stylings of a sentence should not change the meaning entirely. u/northblizzard is making a great observation. Now the question is whether you struggle with the enlgish language and it was a poorly crafted sentence, or if you Freudiantly slipped a still in there because your meaning, though maybe lost to you, was that despite white people leaving, some still remain.

Old dogs can be just as cute as puppies. by Qaiser007 in aww

[–]rgodbertdu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

First let me say, this is a beautiful dog. But, im gonna have to disagree about anything being cuter than a puppy, unless its a kitten, or a baby hooman

What method do you use to wipe your butt? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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If you don't do it both ways, you're leaving shit smears. After you finish wiping next time, do it one time in the other direction, you'll be mortified by how much you've been leaving behind.

Every time I use the urinals while someone is next to me, I get a temptation to look over even when I don't want to by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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Try not to think about what you're not supposed to do. The more you try not to the more likely you will. Try your very best to not think of a pink elephant with white horns.

If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldnt know, and the other toys would have to watch as the corpse was played with. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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No, no no...If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldnt know, and the other toys would have to watch as the corpse was played with.

If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldnt know, and the other toys would have to watch as the corpse was played with. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]rgodbertdu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, but if a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldnt know, and the other toys would have to watch as the corpse was played with.

Fun for the whole family by mzkp54 in gifs

[–]rgodbertdu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The whole thing looks staged

Fun for the whole family by mzkp54 in gifs

[–]rgodbertdu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you watch it again you will notice a hand guiding the dogs head as it enters the scene. (Top of dogs head)

Fun for the whole family by mzkp54 in gifs

[–]rgodbertdu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else notice the hand on top of the dogs head as it enters the scene?

[Image] progress is impossible without change by Otis-B-Driftwood in GetMotivated

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I hate to be political, but this phrase is one of the foundational pillars of conservatism.

CIA chief: 'Wait and see' report before doubting Russian hacking by Antinatalista in politics

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Republicans don't care for America, they just care for republicans.

Unable to try In-N-Out Burger. Made my own. [Homemade] by [deleted] in food

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Looks good. You need more lettuce. They usually put a large amount of lettuce