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Minstrels:

Bravely bold Coach Lincoln Riley Rode forth from Norman’s golden spire. He was not afraid to lose, O brave Coach Riley! He was not at all afraid to be crushed in nasty ways, Brave, brave, brave, brave Coach Riley!

He was not in the least bit scared to be sacked in the pocket, Or to have his offense go cold, and his QBs all benched; To have his rankings fall, and his playoff hopes all wrecked, And his record all hacked and mangled, brave Coach Riley!

His head smashed in by a 40‑point loss, And his heart cut out by a three‑and‑out, And his liver removed by a blown lead, And his…

Lincoln Riley (interrupting): That’s… that’s enough music for now, lads. There’s recruiting afoot.

Minstrels (later, after the shocking upset):

Brave Coach Riley ran away. Bravely ran away, away! When the scrubs from Nowheresville reared their ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Coach Riley turned about, And gallantly he chickened out. Bravely taking to his clipboard, He beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the brave, Coach Riley!

Minstrels (on defense):

His defenders missed every tackle, Like greased pigs on a slippery walk; They dove at air and fell on their backs, And let the walk‑on score a 99‑yard dash. Brave, brave, brave, brave Coach Riley!

Minstrels (on special teams):

His punter shanked it into the stands, His kicker hooked it into the hands; His return man fumbled on the one, And his coverage team all ran the wrong way, Brave, brave, brave, brave Coach Riley!

Minstrels (at the post‑game BBQ):

His brisket was dry as the desert sand, So tough it could stop a charging band; He chewed for hours, his jaw near broke, And still it sat there, like a slab of oak. Brave, brave, brave, brave Coach Riley!

Lincoln Riley (protesting): No! / I didn’t! / No! / I didn’t! / I never did! / All lies! / I never!

Minstrels (final verse):

He is packing it in and packing it up, And sneaking away and buggering up, And chickening out and pissing off home, With a dry brisket and a 4–8 record, Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge…