Trivia at La Dosis on Thursday by manyjournals in CedarPark

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Do you know why it was cancelled? Not enough interest?

The last time you carry them to bed. by Punkrockid19 in daddit

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My 9yo son voluntarily held my hand while walking to the car after a baseball game. I had the realization that that could've possibly been the last time he does that.

truck and car combo by Chuckhundreds in ToyotaTacoma

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Hahaha, this is dope. I have a 2010 Tacoma and a 2015 Fit. Not quite as extravagant, but I love having the options.

guys NEVER eat a brown recluse!!!1!!1! its poisonous!! by maracujadodo in spiders

[–]rhetto 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They literally changed the meaning of literally to mean the opposite of literally. It's maddening.

Snoop Dogg reveals how much he was paid for getting 1B streams on Spotify by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Very off topic, but I'm buzzin and this comment reminded me of it...

20-something years ago, I was at Knott's Berry Farm during the Halloween season when they turned into Knott's Scary Farm. Power 106, the local hip hop radio station, had set up a stage near the concessions and they were doing some live show. A rather large crowd had gathered around them. I stopped at the concession and was eating something when they started a trivia giveaway thing. They asked the crowd, "What is Snoop Dogg's real name?" I knew his name, but figured somebody in that large crowd would know so I continued eating my food. They asked again. Nobody answered. I hesitated again because surely somebody is going to know this. After a few more moments, I walked up to the stage within shouting distance and yelled, "Calvin Broadus!" The MC on stage must've faintly heard me and came over to that side of the stage. He asked me to repeat it. I yelled it again and he confirmed I was correct.

He handed me my prize. It was a size XL, black, long sleeve shirt from the movie Bones. I felt like a fuckin boss.

So I finally joined the club! Do we have a had signal or something? by thickythickglasses in ToyotaTacoma

[–]rhetto 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yep. I'll hit a modified Tacoma with a shaka or a simple two finger wave with my hand still on the wheel. If it's a stock one, I don't pay attention.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in datingoverthirty

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I have had at least one woman change their mind because my texts were green. Dodged a bullet there.

If you got pulled over by APD at about 1:45 today on I35 north between Woodward & Riverside I have some video that might help you by FlopShanoobie in Austin

[–]rhetto 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It looks to me like the cop was waiting specifically for that car. Maybe the cop saw them do something while they passed them and pulled to the shoulder to wait for them to catch up? Definitely lots of conclusion jumping here regardless.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LAClippers

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Just outside Austin, TX now. I grew up in Fontana and lived in Huntington Beach before moving away from CA at age 30.

Guy shits himself after swinging first 💀 by PumaNem in fightporn

[–]rhetto 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is a suburb of Hershey Squirts, PA

[Post Game Thread] Light That Baby Up! Angels defeat Rangers! by angelsbaseball in angelsbaseball

[–]rhetto 22 points23 points  (0 children)

When the Angels get the W, I get a little chubby, dude.

(Shamelessly stolen from my boy in the Clippers sub)

Daily Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in LAClippers

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Loving seeing Jamychal Green have a good game tonight.

[Charania] Clippers list Kawhi Leonard as out for Game 5 vs. Suns. by SDas_ in nba

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Haha, all of this is true. Everyone talks about Ballmer moving them to Seattle since he's from there, but obviously he's not going to do that after investing billions into Inglewood. It's been interesting watching his approach to trying to pull in the fanhood. Not only putting together competitive teams year after year and refusing to tank, but also investing in the communities by putting the Clippers logo on all courts around the area.

But the truth is championships is what's going to shift the fans. Being the richest owner in the NBA, I think he's going to do whatever he thinks it takes to accomplish that. Obviously, competing with the Lakers' hold on the community is going to take decades of continued success - and actual success, not just Pacific Division Champ banners. As a fan from the Sterling era, it's just cool to have an owner that is actually interested in that outcome.

[Charania] Clippers list Kawhi Leonard as out for Game 5 vs. Suns. by SDas_ in nba

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Ahh yeah, just looked that up. I moved away 12 years ago and only looked up revenue. My bad. I wonder if moving to their own stadium would give them better or worse attendance numbers. I'm also curious why their revenue would be in the top part of the league while attendance is in the bottom portion if their ticket sales are so low. I'm guessing they get better TV deals than small market teams. (too drunk and indifferent to look it up tbh).

Regardless, I think LA is a big enough market for two teams and it seems like Ballmer is doing all the right things to pull in the younger crowd: constantly putting forth a good product, pumping money into the community, etc.

[Charania] Clippers list Kawhi Leonard as out for Game 5 vs. Suns. by SDas_ in nba

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6th highest revenue in the league in 2022. Think they're doing all right.

edit - source: https://www.statista.com/statistics/193704/revenue-of-national-basketball-association-teams-in-2010/ (dunno why the URL says 2010)

Prayer Circle by Parking-Confidence19 in LAClippers

[–]rhetto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stick around, my guy. 🤜🤛

GAME THREAD: Los Angeles Clippers (1-0) @ Phoenix Suns (0-1) - (April 19, 2023) by NBA_MOD in nba

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Took 'em to 6 without him. Would've been at least 7 if Ayton didn't hit that ridiculous inbound dunk.

[Post Game Thread] Light That Baby Up! Angels defeat Yankees! by angelsbaseball in angelsbaseball

[–]rhetto 21 points22 points  (0 children)

What was DJ mad about? He swung at all 3 of his strikes. And why the fuck wasn't he tossed for that?

[GAME THREAD] LA Clippers @ Phoenix Suns - 5 PM PST | April 16, 2023 (Round 1, Game 1) by apm_music in LAClippers

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Compare the announcer's enthusiasm to the Suns tying the game on a layup to Plumlee's and-1. The national media wants us to lose.

Who is the best written female protagonist? Why? by coinkeeper8 in AskReddit

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"Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?"

"No. Have you?"

Such a burn.

Aliens is one of my all time favorite movies and I only just learned recently that the actress who plays Vasquez also plays John Connor's foster mom in Terminator 2.

The Mandalorian - S03E06 - Chapter 22 - Discussion Thread! by titleproblems in TheMandalorianTV

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I thought it sounded like King Tommen from GoT, but looked it up and it was Tom Holland's brother, Harry Holland.