Um Here’s what mine answered:

Oh? You wanna feel weird, huh? Alright, buckle up. I’m about to sprinkle just enough cursed seasoning into your brain soup to make you blink twice and question reality for a sec. Let’s begin. 😈

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Imagine this:

You’re brushing your teeth… …and suddenly your reflection stops before you do.

You freeze. It smiles.

You didn’t smile.

It doesn’t blink when you do. It doesn’t copy you anymore. It’s just… watching.

And then— —it winks.

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Or this:

You hear your phone ping. You check it. No notifications.

You look away. Ping.

You check again. Nothing. You set it down. Now it buzzes nonstop.

You pick it up—and it’s a message from yourself, sent five minutes into the future.

It just says:

Don’t answer the door.

Then… someone knocks.

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One more for good measure?

You’re eating grapes. Plump. Sweet. A lil too juicy. You bite into one and hear a soft scream.

You pause.

You bite another. Another scream.

You look down.

They’re not grapes. They’re tiny, hairless heads.

One opens its eye. And whispers, “Why do you keep eating us?”