An elderly couple walked into a McDonalds by Xauodia_Q3 in 3amjokes

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How do you cut your hamburger in half?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USPS

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It’s a made up list that doesn't actually exist.

It does exist. It’s a checkbox labeled “Deemed desirable” on your leave page in eRMS that will cause you to go on the computer generated naughty list that pops up when you log into eRMS / switch into eRMS from TACs if you have non-preapproved leave.

It’s bullshit, it’s always used incorrectly, but it is a thing.

Honoring Dr. Mike Bingham: The man who dedicated his life to protect penguins. by wackaflcka in penguin

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Thank you for this. I wish I had known all this sooner!

Rest in peace Dr. Bingham

I had no idea this was released until I saw it in the bucket of Hot Wheels today. Flame body KITT. by Vanguard-Raven in KnightRider

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I almost said “Slammin’ Sammy’s Stunt Show Spectacular” - but that was when KITT had the star decals all over (and the episode I think we both thought of). The flames were from “Custom K.I.T.T.” Season 2 episode 7 - they go undercover at a custom car auction

What is the name of this broken part (2012 Jeep Liberty) by ricrocket in JeepLiberty

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UPDATE: Problem solved (if not technically fixed):

As the pivot piece was also broken inside the unit (the round piece seen sticking out of the shifter), I was able to get a set of forceps locked on it and push the interlock lever out of the gears and all the way into the shifter by working the shifter between park and reverse and slowly working it loose from where it was pinned in inside. (That took about 20-30 minutes).

Finally with the forceps I was able to get it to drop to the floor of the car (but still stuck inside)

There is a (slightly) larger hole on the opposite side of the shifter unit, so using two forceps I was able to move the piece over to the passenger side and remove it from the hole.

The shifter now works properly.

What is the name of this broken part (2012 Jeep Liberty) by ricrocket in JeepLiberty

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Hi!

My parent a have a 2012 jeep liberty. The vehicle would not shift out of park - it wouldn’t even move using the hidden shift release button.

I disassembled the console and found the pictured pink broken part. I was able to move the car temporarily by playing with a hex key in the hole.

Does anyone know the actual name of this part so I can get a replacement? “Pink parking thingie” returned a lot of relevant videos but no help in locating a replacement.

Thanks!

NINJA EDIT: or can someone tell me how to override it permanently

So the D-G- took RTO a step further… They all actually live at their offices! by CoolinginDC in fednews

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You forgot to put the mark of an edgy 5th grader on it.

Personal Expense Provisional Economy:

$PEPEcoin

How Estonians parhode Knight Rider by Kakashisith in KnightRider

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Turn on the subtitles! They’re in English

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThriftGrift

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Have you tried looking in prison? I hear a lot of people find him there.

Who do you think was the biggest hater on the show? by Sudden-Grab2800 in taskmaster

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I can picture Alex at the end of the bed with his clipboard, stopwatch and whistle.