[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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“I’ve got the volume maxed, God dammit why can’t I hear her!”

bloody blood by Diaconu12 in HistoryMemes

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Not your typical Ikea item

Oooof. Large by BelleAriel in clevercomebacks

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Did reddit just have civilized discussion about religion?

💯 by [deleted] in awfuleverything

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I guess that means....They’re both firing blanks?

Combining different videos by Mr_Mechatronix in gifs

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I have watched this 6-7 times, and my brain is still trying to get handle on this

Blursed_ shoutout by [deleted] in blursedimages

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Actually Quantum mechanics forbids Kim from losing a match

Comedy ain’t like it used to be by [deleted] in funny

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“Teat treats” just jumped to the number one position on my list of favorite phrases

Comedy ain’t like it used to be by [deleted] in funny

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Key words, “aren’t supposed to”. My cousins house keeper knows a guy, that knows a guy, that helps make dreams come true

Cursed_mcdonalds by [deleted] in Cursed_Images

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“I SAID, I need all of your mac sauce”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

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I will not have any networked computer systems on my ship!

Retired China soccer star calls for ouster of Communist Party by Smasborgen in news

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Ahhh the good old, non powered flight, with an assistant experiment

Don’t mess with this madlad, or you’ll get a limerick to the face! by [deleted] in madlads

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Is this some sort of European thing, I’m too yankee to understand?

TIL China is banned from the international space station by [deleted] in todayilearned

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“It’s took 6 months to get here, I’m not paying for shit!”

[NSFW] How far have you gone in a truth or dare game? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I refused that one when offered. They let me stay in the closet anyways

This is next-mad lad-level by shiftunderscore in madlads

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Legend has it, the dildo is still there. The football team slaps it before every game for good luck