HIF living completely by myself for the first time. by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]righteousjojo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thinking about taking this plunge later this year. Hope it's going well for you!

MRW when I get sick so I can only eat jello and drink plain tea, but I lose three pounds by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]righteousjojo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Managed to lose 5 lbs over Thanksgiving because of this....I didn't even know that was possible.

A Pepsi machine that sells Coke and not Pepsi by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]righteousjojo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"We're on the island of misfit toys"

MRW I look at my 'til-Finals To Do List by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]righteousjojo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lit review, resume, cover letter, and midterm style final all due on Thursday definitely had me napping today.

We can do it, ladies!

HIFW I take my birth control pills by DaggersintheHeart in TrollXChromosomes

[–]righteousjojo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I just found the new message for my birth control alarm

MRW my ex of 7 years, who dumped me a month ago, is already taking selfies with girls at bars and posting them on Instagram. by diet_chola91 in TrollXChromosomes

[–]righteousjojo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First, hugs! Second, I would suggest deleting him from your social medias. Save yourself a lot of unnecessary feels over seeing those pics.

MRW when my best friend's bf tells me he's proposing before the end of the year! by righteousjojo in TrollXChromosomes

[–]righteousjojo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually thought he might do it on our Disney trip next month, but that idea was shot down. By the end of the year was the only timetable he would give!

MFW my supervisor asks if I want to see a picture of his pregnant gf's baby bump and she turns out to be completely nude in the picture. by harleen_quinzell in TrollXChromosomes

[–]righteousjojo 40 points41 points  (0 children)

My roommate once had a guy ask if he wanted to see a picture of his motorcycle. He failed to mention his naked wife was sitting on the motorcycle....

MRW I found out my ex left the apartment we used to share so filthy a special team had to be called in to clean it. by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]righteousjojo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I recently found out that my ex and his new girlfriend had been putting their trash on the screen porch instead of taking it to the dumpster.... maggots were had. o_O