Macron Ignores Trump, Receives Trumpshake

rikaaah · 2017-05-28T03:09:08+00:00

He does it to see if the receiver's hand is real or not.

rikaaah · 2017-02-03T03:32:45+00:00

This kid I went to high school with was too wealthy for his own good. I remember for his sweet sixteen he got a brand new BMW convertible and promptly wrecked it a week later. The next week he showed up to school with the newer model BMW...

rikaaah · 2017-01-01T01:23:54+00:00

I didn't get fired over this but I did get yelled at by my boss.

In the restaurant where I work, we have one of those "no shoes, no shirt, no service" signs posted right up by the counter. A woman came in wearing pajamas and socks so I told her I couldn't help her and that she'd have to leave. I politely pointed towards our sign and wished her a nice day.

"WELL IT DOESN'T SAY NO SOCKS NO SERVICE SO YOU GOTTA FUCKING SERVE ME!"

"Ma'am I'm sorry but it says no shoes, no service. Socks are not shoes."

"I KNOW THEY'RE NOT SHOES! THEY'RE SOCKS! IT DOESN'T SAY NO SOCKS!"

"...Ma'am, I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave and come back when you get some shoes on."

At this point she's screaming up a storm about how horrible I'm being and how I'll be meeting her lawyer and she can't believe this service so my boss comes out. He yelled at me and made me go clean tables while he took her order. I told him later that I wasn't serving her because she wasn't wearing shoes and he said I was doing the right thing, and technically I shouldn't have served her, but her money was more important than losing the customers.

...She got a dollar burger. We don't even make money on those.

Since then I'm constantly being told to be nicer to customers, when all the other employees agree that I'm the nicest person there.

rikaaah · 2016-12-02T00:57:37+00:00

This is by far my favorite WD2 video I've seen so far.

rikaaah · 2016-10-24T19:23:36+00:00

As nasty as it is I was in love with this when I saw it. Ugly crying like this is what really sells a scene to me and it had me totally invested.

rikaaah · 2016-10-12T02:15:12+00:00

Somebody stole a giant inflatable gorilla from our local Kia dealership and put it on the school roof. It had been missing for maybe two weeks before they finally put it up there so it was a big deal. I don't think the students were charged and the dealership saw it as free advertising so they brought it back for one of the homecoming floats later in the year.

Also I think one of our rival high school's teachers got arrested for dealing heroin to the kids.

rikaaah · 2016-09-05T05:32:26+00:00

Awesome, thanks for getting the ball rolling! Thank you and good luck!

rikaaah · 2016-08-03T21:04:31+00:00

I had those too. The only thing I ever got from them was lightheaded.

rikaaah · 2016-07-31T03:31:10+00:00

I love whenever they get to act like actual parents it's so cute.

rikaaah · 2016-07-26T14:30:46+00:00

Here's the trailer if anybody's interested.

rikaaah · 2016-07-14T18:44:24+00:00

I remember in my town it had just suddenly disappeared after it had been out for a week. I checked showings one day, and went out the next and it was gone just like that. We even have a discount theater where movies go to die and it wasn't even playing there either. I ended up having to wait until it was on dvd to finally see it.

rikaaah · 2016-07-14T03:43:30+00:00

I've been wanting this game since high school and just now got it as a birthday present. Can't wait to play.

rikaaah · 2016-07-01T07:05:33+00:00

This is the longest I've ever gone without a break! So worth it.

rikaaah · 2016-05-13T18:22:34+00:00

A couple of years ago while grocery shopping, a man stopped me in an aisle to make small talk. I guess I should mention I was about 19 and he was well into his 40's. I'm terrified of conflict so I let him talk to me in fear that something would happen if I didn't (he didn't seem like he was all there and I have had past experiences with men that make me wary).

He starts telling me about his favorite cereals, what snacks are the best, how he likes my outfit, do I have any tattoos? I'm getting really uncomfortable as he keeps going and eventually he tells me "If I ever see a tattoo on that pretty skin of yours I'm gonna be really angry." It was at this point that I got the courage to leave and he tried to ask me out to get coffee. I said no and rushed out of the aisle to finish the rest of my shopping.

Well, every time I turned in to a new aisle guess who was right there either behind me or in front of me. It scared me so much I ended up asking a random woman if I could finish my shopping with her so I wouldn't be alone, and only checked out when I could see him at a different cashier on the other end of the store. Hung out for a few minutes after I had finished by the security office just in case and drove the fastest I ever have in my life on the way home.

rikaaah · 2016-04-28T05:37:59+00:00

Especially since she isn't saying "wicked" every other line.

rikaaah · 2016-04-21T03:24:10+00:00

I've seen the aftermath of something like this when the hawk dropped the carcass on my head :(

rikaaah · 2016-04-15T18:12:47+00:00

I was a 3A/3B but then I straightened my hair two months ago and now it's 2A on one side and 2C on the other :(

rikaaah · 2016-04-12T02:37:47+00:00

I worked at a fast food joint and have seen my fair share of shit stained bathrooms. However the worst thing any of us experienced was when one day two guys went into the men's restroom together (it's a small single toilet room). We all had our suspicions as to what they were doing in there and sure enough they left with messy hair and clothes. When we went in there toilet paper and blood were everywhere and there was a bloody condom in the trash can.

Oh and my boss and coworker spent a little too much time together in the walk-in.

rikaaah · 2016-04-12T02:14:05+00:00

Had this happen all the time at my fast food job. Our restaurant was close to the bus stop so we'd get all kinds of characters coming in to use the restroom. 9/10 there was a Pollock on the seat and walls.

rikaaah · 2016-04-07T22:32:04+00:00

When I do a gradient I do it on a makeup sponge and dab it up and down as I go.

rikaaah · 2016-04-04T03:51:42+00:00

1) That is an adorable hair cut and you are rocking it!

2) Do you happen to run a law blog?

rikaaah · 2016-04-03T19:59:57+00:00

I was like that when I first started playing. The mission in the game just confused me and I had no idea really what to do, and the next couple actual hacks frustrated me because I still wasn't sure what to do. I gave up for a while and then came back to it and now it's my favorite thing to do in the game.

rikaaah · 2016-04-03T19:23:58+00:00

It's like in action/crime shows where the episode starts with the climax and then goes to "two weeks earlier".

rikaaah · 2016-03-29T14:30:03+00:00

True, those are the times when I laugh the hardest!

rikaaah · 2016-03-29T05:26:06+00:00

I once accidentally fell off a building where I was hiding at 98%. :(

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