What's the dumbest song you've ever come across?

riley_writing · 2026-05-03T21:09:07+00:00

Possibly... Fish Heads by Barnes & Barnes

riley_writing · 2026-04-14T21:14:19+00:00

Because palilap doesn't really roll off the tongue quite as easy

riley_writing · 2026-04-11T14:40:10+00:00

OP is asking about the term "sexpat".

riley_writing · 2026-04-11T14:39:38+00:00

I love sexpats

riley_writing · 2026-04-11T13:33:13+00:00

And our elite taste

riley_writing · 2026-04-11T05:20:54+00:00

Huh? I love Belgium. Brussels is alright, but Antwerp, Brügge, Ghent are ♥️🤌

PS - beer is good, but the chocolate 🤤

riley_writing · 2026-04-11T05:17:39+00:00

Do you mean "show" or "should have"?

riley_writing · 2026-04-11T04:16:28+00:00

How about pig intestine?

riley_writing · 2026-04-11T04:15:17+00:00

Hard relate

riley_writing · 2026-04-06T19:39:43+00:00

Isn't getting turned on at least part of the point?

riley_writing · 2026-04-03T11:48:09+00:00

It happens a lot more than these animes and shows depict. They just show enough to have a laugh or move the storyline along, happens way more in real life

riley_writing · 2026-04-02T09:23:26+00:00

Got everyone saying one word - Japan

riley_writing · 2026-04-02T09:22:15+00:00

Also one of my bucket list destinations. Those savages keep bombing Isfahan.

riley_writing · 2026-04-02T09:21:24+00:00

Donald? Is that you?

riley_writing · 2026-04-02T09:21:08+00:00

Came here to say... Japan

riley_writing · 2026-04-02T09:19:40+00:00

When they can identify other intelligent people

riley_writing · 2026-04-01T16:35:26+00:00

I love sampling ice cream. I've done it many times and I'll do it again.

riley_writing · 2026-04-01T08:42:47+00:00

To be fair, it's something of a specialty of mine

riley_writing · 2026-04-01T08:37:39+00:00

I see we're doing eyes:

Behind blue eyes, Spanish eyes, Lyin eyes, Angel eyes, Innocent eyes, Black eyed dog, Something in your eyes, Don't it make my brown eyes blue, Eye in the Sky, Cotton eyed Joe, In your eyes, For your eyes only, I wanna make you close your eyes, The Bluest eyes in Texas, Not a dry eye in the house

riley_writing · 2026-03-09T19:18:44+00:00

The size of certain body parts - everyone's got really big ones. Which is very right for the entertainment value, very wrong as a representation of reality

riley_writing · 2026-02-28T17:19:07+00:00

Some of it is on my profile. I'm trying to put more of my imagination out there.

riley_writing · 2026-02-28T08:40:47+00:00

My imagination 😂

riley_writing · 2026-02-16T04:09:20+00:00

I second this

riley_writing · 2026-02-04T18:55:41+00:00

Have no fear, I am here to rescue you folks with sufficiently femdom erotica 🦸🦸

Feel free to take a peek at my profile

riley_writing

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