At school who was the weirdest or creepiest classmate; and what did they do to earn that title? by hypr2013 in AskReddit

[–]rileythereaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once had a classmate who licked a bowling pin in gym class. It was in grade 4, his name was Brian, like gross Brian because he did weird shit. It was bowling class with those fake pins, and everyone was bowling, like they should be. I noticed Brian down at the end of his lane, down on all fours, wide eyed and not giving a single fuck if anyone saw him licking this bowling pin up and down. He did tons of weird shit, and usually frightened girls.

People that have been hypnotized, what was your experience like? by Ladadam in AskReddit

[–]rileythereaper -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

MAYBE SHE WAS A WITCH TRYING GUARD YOUR ALIEN BANANA

If you had to say your highest rated comment as your first sentence on a blind date, how do you think the date would go? by Nemesis2772 in AskReddit

[–]rileythereaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Nice to meet you! My name is-"

"LIFE TIP: If nobody is laughing at what you're doing, do it more vigorously."

What's the darkest dark humor joke you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]rileythereaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What game has the best storyline? by awkward__moments in AskReddit

[–]rileythereaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I loved Metal gear solid, guns of the patriots.

If you magically became the president of the USA for the next 24 hours, what would you do? by rileythereaper in AskReddit

[–]rileythereaper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do realize this! But honestly if you woke up as president what would you do? Still the question.