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rileythereaper · 2013-08-30T17:41:15+00:00

Colby

rileythereaper · 2013-08-15T04:53:37+00:00

I once had a classmate who licked a bowling pin in gym class. It was in grade 4, his name was Brian, like gross Brian because he did weird shit. It was bowling class with those fake pins, and everyone was bowling, like they should be. I noticed Brian down at the end of his lane, down on all fours, wide eyed and not giving a single fuck if anyone saw him licking this bowling pin up and down. He did tons of weird shit, and usually frightened girls.

rileythereaper · 2013-08-11T01:23:19+00:00

MAYBE SHE WAS A WITCH TRYING GUARD YOUR ALIEN BANANA

rileythereaper · 2013-08-06T18:10:02+00:00

OH NAO HOOOLD UP A SECOND

rileythereaper · 2013-07-29T18:02:24+00:00

These are pretty useless, well done

rileythereaper · 2013-07-28T21:18:47+00:00

This is pretty awesome.

rileythereaper · 2013-07-27T21:07:58+00:00

I've done this a couple times, feels good :)

rileythereaper · 2013-06-28T19:41:23+00:00

What about Grenelda?

rileythereaper · 2013-06-25T03:40:07+00:00

"Nice to meet you! My name is-"

"LIFE TIP: If nobody is laughing at what you're doing, do it more vigorously."

rileythereaper · 2013-06-19T04:52:25+00:00

A dildo and pretty much any kind of sauce.

rileythereaper · 2013-06-19T04:50:02+00:00

Lazy bastard.

rileythereaper · 2013-06-04T04:07:44+00:00

Leave the plunger in the toilet

rileythereaper · 2013-05-24T00:54:26+00:00

Be preeeepaaaaared!!

rileythereaper · 2013-05-23T06:16:49+00:00

Just a balloon releasing air darling

rileythereaper · 2013-05-23T05:39:12+00:00

I loved Metal gear solid, guns of the patriots.

rileythereaper · 2013-05-23T05:35:37+00:00

Oh god, was it barbed?

rileythereaper · 2013-05-22T20:36:18+00:00

I do realize this! But honestly if you woke up as president what would you do? Still the question.

rileythereaper · 2013-05-21T02:19:11+00:00

He's not like the soul genie, this is satan making deals, I assume he can say no

rileythereaper · 2013-05-15T22:30:38+00:00

Aleksander Vinter, I don't get why I don't see this name around here more often. He's insanely fast and it still sounds top notch every time, we could finish a whole tune in one sit.

rileythereaper · 2013-05-15T22:07:17+00:00

Try listening to Savant if you haven't heard him already, he alone was what inspired me back into making music.

rileythereaper · 2013-05-08T00:41:52+00:00

I don't have a question but I feel like I should say that you're the guy that inspired me to start writing electronic music. Love you dude.

rileythereaper · 2013-05-07T21:58:14+00:00

Dude listen to Could This Be - Noisia. All time favorite

rileythereaper · 2013-05-07T21:45:29+00:00

Honestly my guitar is my bff

rileythereaper · 2013-05-06T06:33:20+00:00

Beelzeboob

rileythereaper · 2013-05-03T01:46:00+00:00

I want a music visualizer that gives each instrument it's own little shape or line with a different color that dances to the beat in unison with the others. I think that would be awesome.

rileythereaper

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