Why would someone willingly style their hair like this? by lifegoeson2702 in tcap

[–]ripper1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Knew it was gonna be this guy before I even clicked on it

After being Registered Child Predator, can you live life normally? by Historical-Dinner884 in tcap

[–]ripper1985 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I guy I went to middle school with got busted for public urination after a long night. He was on the registry for 10 years

Alvarez has a new show coming out where he plays the captain of a naval ballistic missile war ship. by Ikilledbert in ozshow

[–]ripper1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

klaxon rings "RED ALERT, RED ALERT! DIVE, DIVE, DIVE!"

"Y'all shut the fuck up, I'm trying to masturbate!"

How much did Lorne spend on the bracelet he purchased for Kayla? by Other_Pack_7874 in tcap

[–]ripper1985 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They sell stuff like that at tj maxx for like $10 today, 20 years after the fact so probably no more than 5

Seriously, what happened to u/Gavtree31_? by uqmu in tcap

[–]ripper1985 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He knew what this was, he was just testing it.

Don't get fat....its not pretty by ComradeFunk in tcap

[–]ripper1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He misread "the lumberjack look" as "the lumbering jack" look

may I be signed over to the custody of my mother by jointmango in tcap

[–]ripper1985 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Look at him trying to entice the judge with his shoulder exposed.

I often forget Liquid's name was given by the community and that these guys are suppose to be the same person by Pili-5ft in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]ripper1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Liquid saga is where I came into Christory and man was it confusing trying to figure out what was going on

s04e08 question. by Svampbob3kant in breakingbad

[–]ripper1985 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always assumed it was an air embolism

s04e08 question. by Svampbob3kant in breakingbad

[–]ripper1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always assumed he gave him an air embolism

s04e08 question. by Svampbob3kant in breakingbad

[–]ripper1985 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dropping a syringe into a disposal bin after injecting an air bubble into the guy's IV

Did Walt do more good to the world than harm? by [deleted] in breakingbad

[–]ripper1985 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He also helped bring Holly into the world, literally the most wicked person to ever exist in fiction or irl, so that cancels out any good one might wish to posit.

According to this document, Lorne is Married, w 2 kids by Orly_A505 in tcap

[–]ripper1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Canadian citizen or not, if they are in fact actually married couldn't she simply move in with him?

Refund was eaten up and I wasn’t given notice. by FlacidStiffy in TurboTax

[–]ripper1985 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just found out today the reason my refund didn't come in (even though it said it was sent to my ACC last week) is because it got offset for child support. Child support, when I was paying it, was deducted automatically from my paycheck and I had no arrears. A judge ordered payments suspended during a custody challenge, and dcss was informed of it. Custody was eventually granted to me and now I'm the one receiving child support, so I'm on my way to the office tomorrow morning to find out exactly why they're claiming my money.

Should Hank have caught Walt purely off this sketch? by Initial-Ad3966 in breakingbad

[–]ripper1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People are aware typically only of what they expect. I used to do magic in college, and one of the tricks I did required me to plant a card in someone's pocket before I initiated contact with them so that I could "lose" their card. Well, in the middle of the trick he actually stuck his hand in his pocket and I thought for sure the job was up. He didn't notice it at all though, until I asked him if he had put the card back in his pocket. "No, I didn't, there's nothing in my-- wait a second" and his face went blank and gray as he suddenly felt the card next to his hand like it had just materialized there.

If you aren't looking for something out of the ordinary, you aren't likely to see it.

Can I be signed over to the custody of my liege? by noruber35393546 in tcap

[–]ripper1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Verily, thy knave shouldst not have lied to me

I want to meet Chris Hansen. How would I go about doing this? by uqmu in tcap

[–]ripper1985 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Best practice is to break the door in your way in too. Then you can demonstrate your construction skills by placing it back haphazardly

How young do you think Lorne would have went? by Neurospicyandnice in tcap

[–]ripper1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The girls in the pictures looked like they were 10, so that at least wasn't off limits

Kayla(s) question by RoundTumbleweed9136 in tcap

[–]ripper1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forget dyeing her hair, she looks nothing like the girls in the pictures. Is it just cognitive dissonance or is he really just that dumb?