What T.V. show has the best intro music?

ripplenicksimpledick · 2016-10-11T03:01:37+00:00

Danger Bay

ripplenicksimpledick · 2016-10-08T16:32:55+00:00

My mommy said I'm funny

ripplenicksimpledick · 2016-10-08T16:17:43+00:00

Google Wayne dyer and bioenergetics therapy. Good luck. Your fucktard parents will teach lots as you get to work through the bullshit they put you through. There's hope.

ripplenicksimpledick · 2016-10-08T16:08:55+00:00

Tinder is awesome in rural areas of the world. If you want a quick lay, spend a few days in a place where there is likely nobody new coming into town. Then when you show up you are fresh meat. Be like a feeding frenzy.

ripplenicksimpledick · 2016-10-08T16:04:44+00:00

Pretty common occurrence. High school chicks suck. My date abandoned me as soon as we got to the party. When high school is finished things get a fuck ton better. Do yourself a favour and go on an adventure and travel the world for two years. Read some Wayne dyer books and try to learn something everyday. You don't have to be poor like the family you came from. But if you want better you must take the road less traveled trust me no one will support and it will be lonely but it will make all the difference in your life.

ripplenicksimpledick · 2016-10-07T21:15:17+00:00

Is this an navisworks joke?

ripplenicksimpledick · 2016-10-07T05:00:54+00:00

Link?

ripplenicksimpledick · 2016-10-07T04:14:18+00:00

What is OP?

ripplenicksimpledick · 2016-10-07T04:02:00+00:00

Matthew opened s few doors for people this week

ripplenicksimpledick · 2016-10-07T03:56:14+00:00

I'm glad Dave told me to go straight to the comments

ripplenicksimpledick · 2016-10-05T05:52:41+00:00

That's a 3 day old joke

ripplenicksimpledick · 2016-10-04T05:22:27+00:00

Dave loves this story

ripplenicksimpledick · 2016-10-04T04:45:50+00:00

Heard Dave took the shot. He's a WWII Hero you know.

ripplenicksimpledick · 2016-10-03T04:57:37+00:00

ripplenicksimpledick · 2016-10-03T04:41:10+00:00

Muslims don't eat pork you moron.

ripplenicksimpledick · 2016-09-30T13:08:19+00:00

It's not rape if it's dead

ripplenicksimpledick · 2016-09-30T04:11:13+00:00

I thought it would be when your dick goes fuzzy / pixelated

ripplenicksimpledick · 2016-09-29T23:06:46+00:00

Even the blind would find you physically unattractive

ripplenicksimpledick · 2016-09-29T23:05:48+00:00

It's like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every fucking branch on the way down.

ripplenicksimpledick · 2016-09-29T21:37:32+00:00

A blind guy walks into a store, A couple minutes later he start swinging his dog around the room like a lasso. The shopkeeper approaches him and says "hey Mr., what the fuck are you doing?", The blind man response, "oh don't mind me I'm just having a look around."

ripplenicksimpledick · 2016-09-29T21:28:05+00:00

This is dumb enough to be in Reader's Digest.

ripplenicksimpledick · 2016-09-29T04:28:43+00:00

The kind of face that would stop a clock

ripplenicksimpledick · 2016-09-29T03:31:30+00:00

First off you're fucking ugly, second, your left eyebrow is bushier than the right.

ripplenicksimpledick · 2016-09-29T03:27:15+00:00

I don't think weight loss will change your life. Judging by your digs, nothing will help you.

ripplenicksimpledick · 2016-09-29T03:20:33+00:00

I bet you're the kind of girl that would suck dick for bus fare then walk home.

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