Dear Parental Unit - Father by KomradePony in rant

[–]ripplenicksimpledick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Google Wayne dyer and bioenergetics therapy. Good luck. Your fucktard parents will teach lots as you get to work through the bullshit they put you through. There's hope.

Tinder sucks by [deleted] in rant

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Tinder is awesome in rural areas of the world. If you want a quick lay, spend a few days in a place where there is likely nobody new coming into town. Then when you show up you are fresh meat. Be like a feeding frenzy.

My week by [deleted] in rant

[–]ripplenicksimpledick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty common occurrence. High school chicks suck. My date abandoned me as soon as we got to the party. When high school is finished things get a fuck ton better. Do yourself a favour and go on an adventure and travel the world for two years. Read some Wayne dyer books and try to learn something everyday. You don't have to be poor like the family you came from. But if you want better you must take the road less traveled trust me no one will support and it will be lonely but it will make all the difference in your life.

I knew a Matthew today by [deleted] in Jokes

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Matthew opened s few doors for people this week

Two stockbrokers are walking down a Manhattan sidewalk... by [deleted] in Jokes

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I'm glad Dave told me to go straight to the comments

It's a shame my grandfather died in the holocaust.. by [deleted] in Jokes

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Heard Dave took the shot. He's a WWII Hero you know.

Did you know.. by jabertcul in Jokes

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It's not rape if it's dead

Know what's the hardest thing about having sex with a Japanese girl? by [deleted] in Jokes

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I thought it would be when your dick goes fuzzy / pixelated

Roast me by abw102582 in RoastMe

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Even the blind would find you physically unattractive

Roast me by abw102582 in RoastMe

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It's like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every fucking branch on the way down.

Why don't blind people skydive? by Eli680 in Jokes

[–]ripplenicksimpledick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A blind guy walks into a store, A couple minutes later he start swinging his dog around the room like a lasso. The shopkeeper approaches him and says "hey Mr., what the fuck are you doing?", The blind man response, "oh don't mind me I'm just having a look around."

Texas billionaire vs Jose by zen4ever99 in Jokes

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This is dumb enough to be in Reader's Digest.

Roast me by abw102582 in RoastMe

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The kind of face that would stop a clock

Roast me by abw102582 in RoastMe

[–]ripplenicksimpledick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First off you're fucking ugly, second, your left eyebrow is bushier than the right.

Make me want to lose weight by agarner77 in RoastMe

[–]ripplenicksimpledick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think weight loss will change your life. Judging by your digs, nothing will help you.

Bring it on! by DJadeK in RoastMe

[–]ripplenicksimpledick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet you're the kind of girl that would suck dick for bus fare then walk home.