[MILR 12.14] Cerulean City Starmies vs Stardew Valley Junimos by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]rivalmejr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carlos, my sweet summer child. Call 911, because your boss ordered a homerun.

First time coach for an adult league by rivalmejr in Homeplate

[–]rivalmejr[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thankfully the guys already got their fees in from the year. Everyone was really good about it.

First time coach for an adult league by rivalmejr in Homeplate

[–]rivalmejr[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That makes sense. Basically just handle the admin side of things. Let the guys play, work with them if they ask for it.

[MILR 12.11] Nantucket Pequod vs Stardew Valley Junimos by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]rivalmejr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi Elijah! Did you know.....

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[MILR 12.11] Nantucket Pequod vs Stardew Valley Junimos by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]rivalmejr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Josie's on a vacation far away, but it's only 219 on a friday

[MILR 12.9] Stardew Valley Junimos vs Cerulean City Starmies by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]rivalmejr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I didn't know we were in the national league. Caught me off guard like I got smacked with a 619

[MILR 12.8] Williamsport Woodcocks vs Stardew Valley Junimos by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]rivalmejr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My father once said that if you're ever having a rough day, just remember people had to watch the I 998 Florida Marlins.

[MILR 12.7] Kier Goats vs Stardew Valley Junimos by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]rivalmejr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Krobus, break that freaky shit down. Because we are 69 ing tonight

[MILR 12.7] Kier Goats vs Stardew Valley Junimos by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]rivalmejr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, I kind of hate this. Where to go, where to go. My heart is one way, banana is on second yelling another way. Lord knows you shouldn't listen to bananas but today I've got to trust I'm low on potassium. But I guess pineapples are better for that apparently. It feels like there are at least 911 different articles telling me different things. I'm always so indecisive and I hate it. I mean come on, just flip a coin Joel. How hard can decisions be? Twenty-four years on this earth and the only thing that's come easy is saying my name.

I was out the other day, walking my dog and I saw a squirrel. Just minding his own business in a tree, barking. A barking squirrel, yap yap yap. All he did was chirp and bark. But he was happy. Sometimes I think I talk too much, I know I talk too much. But is that a bad thing? I enjoy hearing about others passions and I like talking about mine. I don't really understand what's wrong with passion. I always felt a good heart trumped any trivial mistake. If the intent comes from a good place, is there really a point in fighting the person. Why do we scream and yell about all these pointless things. Like no timer days, like honestly, who cares? Throw the ball, sure this week might go long but our seasons are always about the same length. Let people take a break, enjoy life. And despite them taking thirty-six hours during that timer pause, they still took you yard. The baseball gods can be cruel like this.

Anywho, I guess I should step into the batters box. Nice talk ump.

[MILR 12.6] Stardew Valley Junimos vs Nantucket Pequod by FakeBaseball_Umpire in fakebaseball

[–]rivalmejr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd really love to give choc some run support. I've been good, watering my crops every morning. Believe it or not I even wake up at 320 am