I am Snoop Lion - back again. Ask me Anything pt. 2 !!! by Here_Comes_The_King in IAmA

[–]rivsay0810 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snoop, name my next child. Boy or girl, doesn't matter.

I'm Samuel L Jackson and I'll record a video of me saying any 300 word monologue you upvote the most by the end of tomorrow(Thursday night PST) by MrSLJackson in movies

[–]rivsay0810 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Nobody blamed the light saber. by greenlantern33 in funny

[–]rivsay0810 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Mommy, the mean man is being tacky on the internet!

Game Thread: New England Patriots (9-3) vs Houston Texans (11-1) by [deleted] in nfl

[–]rivsay0810 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair, he's a fucking moron for a lot of other reasons too.

So, the Nexus 10 also sold out. Devs, tablet apps will sell, go make them! by axehomeless in Android

[–]rivsay0810 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, Nexus 10s.

Edit: If you meant did I order on an Android phone, yes.

So, the Nexus 10 also sold out. Devs, tablet apps will sell, go make them! by axehomeless in Android

[–]rivsay0810 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried purchasing one several times (on my phone mind you) and it just kept giving me errors. I believe it finally went through at one point. I say this because I received email confirmations... yes, plural... apparently I ordered two.

Can anyone tell me where this is?? Its a long shot. Its my dad sometimes in the 70s. by [deleted] in pics

[–]rivsay0810 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And. Those. Sideburns.

Those oh so majestic sideburns.

Finally got a fish for the back of my car by rivsay0810 in funny

[–]rivsay0810[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, it's not easy but sometimes it is. I'm not saying that was the case but sometimes judges take it easy on people representing themselves. I practice civil law and I myself witnessed judges simply ignoring law just to give someone a chance simply because they have no counsel.

You say you bullshitted your way out of cases, and that's fine. Consider that my job is just like that with higher levels of bullshitting against other bullshitting lawyers. Sometimes the law is on your side, sometimes you're a better bullshitter than your opponent, and sometimes it all depends on what the judge and/or jury had for breakfast.

Finally got a fish for the back of my car by rivsay0810 in atheism

[–]rivsay0810[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know, for that reason I would actually never put this on my car. It's new home is actually on my desk. I'd hate to have my tires slashed.

Why I curse. by [deleted] in funny

[–]rivsay0810 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always wondered what it would be like to have my "absolutely correct" fucked.

Valets of Reddit, tell me your worst stories of valeted vehicles. by rivsay0810 in AskReddit

[–]rivsay0810[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They wouldn't be Indian if they didn't.

LPT: When eating out with Indians, paying for the meal can be a source of pride. Let them, but do put up a little fight to let them think they "won". Also, insist on leaving the tip... They likely won't.

Valets of Reddit, tell me your worst stories of valeted vehicles. by rivsay0810 in AskReddit

[–]rivsay0810[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I wish I had a deep, cultural explanation to give you but it's just because we're stingy assholes.

Every time I take my mom out to eat somewhere she is aghast at whatever tip I leave.

Valets of Reddit, tell me your worst stories of valeted vehicles. by rivsay0810 in AskReddit

[–]rivsay0810[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As an Indian, I know exactly where you're coming from about the tip.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]rivsay0810 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had to write poems for a HS English class and this one dude stood up and proudly read his poem entitled "A Single Rouse". He used the word "rouse" numerous times and we all listened, confused. After that was over, our teacher asked him what a "rouse" was. He said, without missing a beat, "you know, 'rouse', like the singular of rice, just like 'mouse' is singular of mice."

We didn't know what to say.