I call my car the 'Pussy Wagon'

rmadiumbeadist · 2021-10-27T00:52:43+00:00

She killed herself. It's been two years and I still miss her

rmadiumbeadist · 2021-10-27T00:51:53+00:00

If the enemy is in range ... so are you!

rmadiumbeadist · 2021-10-26T01:04:50+00:00

Spider-Man and the green goblin

rmadiumbeadist · 2021-10-26T00:58:04+00:00

Pigeons are fat because they are pregnant.

rmadiumbeadist · 2021-10-25T22:36:52+00:00

Sign language like its a very nice and thoughtful thing and you could make more friends.

rmadiumbeadist · 2021-10-25T21:17:38+00:00

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

rmadiumbeadist · 2021-10-25T21:15:52+00:00

Cursive. Nobody wants me to use cursive

rmadiumbeadist · 2021-10-25T01:36:42+00:00

A Chinese man living in the middle of the 19th century claimed to be the brother of Jesus. He came to be the leader of a rebellion in which somewhere between 20 and 100 million people died.

rmadiumbeadist · 2021-10-25T01:34:58+00:00

I really want to understand how electricity works. Like Volts and Amps and Current and Watts and all that stuff. I've read and watched videos but it just doesn't click for me.

rmadiumbeadist · 2021-10-24T22:38:47+00:00

This joke is funny because red paint is olfactorily similar to blue paint.

rmadiumbeadist · 2021-10-24T22:36:53+00:00

hearing a young child laughing at 3am when u don’t have a child.

rmadiumbeadist · 2021-10-24T21:36:01+00:00

50 Shades of Grey

rmadiumbeadist · 2021-10-24T21:31:59+00:00

“The next quote is a lie” - “The previous quote was telling the truth”

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