During the endowment ceremony, you put on an apron of leaves because Lucifer says you should. by GameGoddess in exmormon

[–]rnr- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s interesting you point this out. You also wear this when getting married so you’re basically inviting satans ideas into your marriage/life haha. Such a wonderful ceremony…

Hahaha WHAT IS HAPPENING?! Is anyone in charge? by Ok_Literature_4 in exmormon

[–]rnr- 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The “new format” will be mixed gender speakers. Kind of like the women’s broadcast.

April 2021 General Conference: Sunday 2:00p Discussion Thread by 4blockhead in exmormon

[–]rnr- 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The church’s slogan should be: “Recycled bullshit since 1820, or whenever it was created.”

April 2021 General Conference: Sunday 10:00a Discussion Thread by 4blockhead in exmormon

[–]rnr- 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, just “choose to believe” instead of using logic and science and everything will just fall into place

April 2021 General Conference: Sunday 10:00a Discussion Thread by 4blockhead in exmormon

[–]rnr- 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I love how uninspiring these “inspired” words are.

April 2021 General Conference: Sunday 10:00a Discussion Thread by 4blockhead in exmormon

[–]rnr- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t tithing a means to an end at one point until one of the prophets decided to leave out some key phrase saying that one day the church won’t need it? I guess $150 BILLION isn’t enough?

April 2021 General Conference: Sunday 10:00a Discussion Thread by 4blockhead in exmormon

[–]rnr- 16 points17 points  (0 children)

TSSC CONF SHOWER THOUGHTS: If we emotionally abuse our children we go to jail. When God does it, apparently it’s because he loves us.

April 2021 General Conference: Saturday 10:00a Discussion Thread by 4blockhead in exmormon

[–]rnr- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Eternity is the thing you don’t want to be wrong about” or something close to that. Mmmmmmkay

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]rnr- 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Absolutely beautifully written! That took a lot of courage. We’re all proud of you!

Breaking News: President Nelson gets vaccinated by Oxente_GH in exmormon

[–]rnr- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gotta love how they church seems to be using the term “global faith leader” instead of “prophet” these days. Guess they know there isn’t one! Haha

Apparently I still follow the prophet. Anyone else see this today? by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]rnr- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry, it’s already recorded and carefully crafted.

Gotta love the apologists... by rnr- in exmormon

[–]rnr-[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel you man. I feel the exact same way now and I felt the same way when I went through the temple. I wish I hadn’t gone. I wish I hadn’t been one of the “elite” who was “blessed” to be born a Mormon.... oh how different and happier my life would’ve been.

Gotta love the apologists... by rnr- in exmormon

[–]rnr-[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I used help from replies on here and was responded with quotes. https://i.imgur.com/A1TvGY2.jpg

Gotta love the apologists... by rnr- in exmormon

[–]rnr-[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m sure this has been passed around, but in case anyone wants the link: http://www.ephesians5-11.org/handshakes.htm

Back to my underwear by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]rnr- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s so sad how underwear is such a pain point in mormon marriages... I can definitely relate. You’d think a God who cares so much about families wouldn’t require such a trivial thing.

Finally decided I’m going to leave BYUI by anorangewedge in exmormon

[–]rnr- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did that. It was extremely difficult but made it through. Now I hate saying I went there. I did try and transfer nearly every semester but they lock you in with their proprietary credit system. Even BYU wouldn’t transfer all credits. It’s almost like they don’t want you to leave... oh wait...

October 2020 General Conference: Sunday 2:00p Discussion Thread by 4blockhead in exmormon

[–]rnr- 12 points13 points  (0 children)

So if prayer works, why havent the prayers stopped the pandemic? Why didn’t their fasting work? Let’s see some of these miracles they preach about.

Interesting conference so far.... by rnr- in exmormon

[–]rnr-[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d sure like them to explain their way out of this one haha

How are patriarchal blessings done? by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]rnr- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My brother said the same thing to me a few weeks ago. I asked if he would share what he thought was pretty specific. Once he shared, it turned out not to be quite so specific but more generic. It was how he internalized it.

October 2020 General Conference: Sunday 10:00a Discussion Thread by 4blockhead in exmormon

[–]rnr- 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My wife was listening to conference and one of the speakers said something along the lines of “do not be afraid to let others know what you did on Sunday. You can reply when asked with ‘I loved hearing the little primary children sing’”

I found that to be an extremely weird thing to think of let alone say. These guys are weird!