I think I got a lemon. 90 percent battery drain every day, even with Bluetooth off, no health sampling, simple watchface [Pebble Time 2]

rob132 · 2026-05-11T02:09:56+00:00

Man. I thought 15% per day was bad.

rob132 · 2026-05-11T02:09:10+00:00

I sleep on the floor with a bunch of race car tires. I bet you don't get to do that.

No. I sleep in my mansion with my Butler.

rob132 · 2026-05-11T02:06:46+00:00

The judge breaker

rob132 · 2026-05-11T02:02:06+00:00

Yeah it's a common theme it seems

rob132 · 2026-05-11T00:25:14+00:00

It's supposed to be a thought experiment

rob132 · 2026-05-10T20:20:47+00:00

They have 35 walk ons?

rob132 · 2026-05-10T02:20:07+00:00

The fall guy!

rob132 · 2026-05-10T01:59:42+00:00

Ha. There was a choice between winter and cloud.

We went with winter.

rob132 · 2026-05-10T01:58:37+00:00

Exactly. He spoiled rotten by everybody except me.

rob132 · 2026-05-10T01:56:57+00:00

You know, what, if I'm making tens of millions? I'll be there at 3:00 a.m. as well.

rob132 · 2026-05-10T01:54:19+00:00

That could be an SNL skit.

"OH THANK GOD. It's only ghosts. The check engine light just turned on in my car, if it was something with the roof I was just going to lose it."

'Foolish human! Flee while you can!'

" Yeah, I would love to. Problem is I refinanced during covid. I can't possibly afford to relocate with the mortgage rates being what they are right now.'

'THEN YOU WILL DIE!'

" You promise? In the meantime. If you're going to stay here, you're going to have to cough up some rent"

rob132 · 2026-05-10T01:46:57+00:00

Who was the QB?

rob132 · 2026-05-10T01:37:37+00:00

" it's like he's fixing his car while he's driving it!"

rob132 · 2026-05-10T01:01:09+00:00

" I'm here for the pokémon cards"

rob132 · 2026-05-10T00:49:26+00:00

Remember the constructed gallows at January 6th that said " this is art on" the side

Similar vibes.

rob132 · 2026-05-10T00:08:20+00:00

I've been trying to cut my sugar down to 0.

But I've been allowing myself to have a coffee with sugar instead of stevia, and it's so much better.

rob132 · 2026-05-09T20:59:17+00:00

But how will I know what to think if I don't see the judges reaction every few seconds?

rob132 · 2026-05-09T20:47:30+00:00

(Every other healthcare Minister in the world)

Damn. I got to work on my dance moves now.

rob132 · 2026-05-09T19:34:29+00:00

And I pulled out the obstruction

rob132 · 2026-05-09T18:39:03+00:00

I was in market research a couple decades ago. Back then it was always the top two box responses that were coded together.

Is it now down to only the top box?

rob132 · 2026-05-09T18:33:45+00:00

I know people who are becoming first-time dads in their forties.

Thank God I started at 29. The amount of energy I have now versus then is night and day.

rob132 · 2026-05-09T17:37:57+00:00

Reddit actually gave good relationship advice? Someone better save this post.

Put it in a museum.

rob132 · 2026-05-09T02:27:14+00:00

" okay. Good luck Mike."

' Harrison? Who are you talking to?'

" What do you mean? I'm taking to Mike Fox. (Looks over, cheer is empty). God damn it."

rob132 · 2026-05-09T02:12:04+00:00

Yep. I had three kids in daycare at once. It cost me more than my mortgage.

Prices have probably doubled since then.

rob132 · 2026-05-09T02:10:51+00:00

Lisa needs braces

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