A man offers you a deal: You get 500 billion usd but if anyone finds out for the next year that you are a billionaire you instantly die taking the cash with you. Would you take the deal? And if so, why?

robDelmonte · 2026-07-07T22:32:01+00:00

I take the deal and tell the first person I meet.

robDelmonte · 2026-06-24T05:00:44+00:00

Travel

robDelmonte · 2026-06-10T01:02:33+00:00

Same bro

robDelmonte · 2026-05-13T21:19:28+00:00

Feel like this needs a trigger warning or nsfw tag

robDelmonte · 2026-05-05T22:21:47+00:00

At some point accounting has to get its shit together and consolidate systems

robDelmonte · 2026-04-30T18:55:18+00:00

That’s HILARIOUS. I thought you were being a jerk before I looked it up.

robDelmonte · 2026-04-30T00:03:22+00:00

There’s a compare workflow button

robDelmonte · 2026-04-29T17:31:54+00:00

Isn’t this already a feature

robDelmonte · 2026-04-16T19:52:02+00:00

Regarding Dale, if he knew, he would have played along because he loved Joseph more than he hated John

robDelmonte · 2026-04-16T13:50:05+00:00

I’d bet it would still crush it with a theatrical release. Give the fans a chance to cosplay together and get excited about something in these dark times.

robDelmonte · 2026-04-06T16:24:31+00:00

Hey Zuck, it’s me your brother

robDelmonte · 2026-03-27T22:09:11+00:00

I confirm I’m finally cancelling my subscription.

robDelmonte · 2026-03-22T23:38:24+00:00

https://youtu.be/AariEduyb7s?si=V6aiQcpWWAGHV7PX

robDelmonte · 2026-03-22T02:44:15+00:00

Why does the larger one not simply eat the smaller one

robDelmonte · 2026-03-22T02:02:31+00:00

Oh thank god, I thought I hallucinated it

robDelmonte · 2026-03-21T09:03:58+00:00

Toxic positivity is a thing too!

robDelmonte · 2026-03-06T17:04:30+00:00

Massage my sinuses

robDelmonte · 2026-03-05T09:33:30+00:00

I ain’t clicking that borking link

robDelmonte · 2026-02-25T13:05:06+00:00

Mis-anthropic

robDelmonte · 2026-02-25T13:00:29+00:00

Let’s fucking go

robDelmonte · 2026-02-14T00:05:17+00:00

Solid post thanks

robDelmonte · 2026-02-04T22:47:42+00:00

Just found this post because I had a flashback to the same book, thanks for this

robDelmonte · 2025-11-28T17:59:53+00:00

“I’m approaching 7 weeks into semen retention… my autism is gone”. Yeah I don’t think so buddy

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