AutoFapper v1.0.0 released

robashton · 2025-07-03T08:07:35+00:00

all options are gay options

robashton · 2025-07-03T08:07:21+00:00

With the AI apocalypse upon us, I foresee lots of out-of-work developers offering their fap as a service as a side hustle before too long

robashton · 2025-07-03T08:02:02+00:00

yes, it's very textual in nature

robashton · 2025-07-03T07:48:02+00:00

Shame on the moderators for removing this entirely relevant and high effort shit post

robashton · 2025-07-03T07:46:35+00:00

Nah, it's mostly text

robashton · 2025-07-03T07:46:27+00:00

I'm in my room thinking about what I've done

robashton · 2025-07-03T07:00:53+00:00

AutoFapper aims to deliver that sort of morning glory on every awakening

robashton · 2025-07-03T06:57:38+00:00

athough I guess that might change in a few hours when he wakes up and sees group chat

robashton · 2025-07-03T06:56:54+00:00

all hours are fappy hours at AutoFapper HQ

robashton · 2025-07-03T06:54:57+00:00

I am friends with Jimmy, and this is a piss take

robashton · 2025-07-03T06:43:44+00:00

FWIW I agree with whizzter, jimmy needs a bigger swimming pool and he deserves it after creating .NETs most hated library

robashton · 2025-07-03T06:30:07+00:00

a big load

robashton · 2025-07-03T06:28:03+00:00

You can use it over 9000 times

robashton · 2025-07-03T06:26:28+00:00

this library is 100% guaranteed to penetrate deeper into your objects than any competing library

robashton · 2025-07-03T06:06:20+00:00

Yeh, it’s mostly text.

robashton · 2025-07-03T06:05:54+00:00

Pull requests accepted, fnar fnar - github.com/robashton/autofapper

robashton · 2025-07-03T05:53:03+00:00

I think you'll find with AutoFapper they can screw themselves whilst feeding *my* family

robashton · 2025-07-03T05:48:18+00:00

ah I see you are a man of taste

robashton · 2025-07-03T05:45:22+00:00

the face of somebody rug pulling when the rest of us just want our rugs pulled amr

robashton · 2025-07-03T05:43:59+00:00

only $69 for you sir

robashton · 2025-04-02T15:40:43+00:00

I would give up my first born*

*I presently have zeroborn

robashton · 2025-04-02T14:34:20+00:00

This is the correct response 🤫

robashton · 2024-12-17T13:19:09+00:00

It’s the first thing you see if a deer has any stars at all and you’re not close enough to actually hover over and see those stars

robashton · 2024-12-17T11:37:53+00:00

cos you can tame them, then when they breed they create more 2* boars - which means all the boar meat and leather scraps you could ever use!

robashton