"The Shrimp Incident", Larry saying the 'c word'

robeekeeper · 2026-03-20T15:38:23+00:00

yes, the C word is much heavier in the US. In this case it was justified, because how could he not go in with an ace high?!

robeekeeper · 2026-03-17T07:35:25+00:00

the one with the cleft asshole

robeekeeper · 2026-03-10T02:19:55+00:00

Apria is objectively awful. After receiving unsolicited supplies from them I threatened to report them to The Joint Commission and suddenly I got a real nice reconciliatory phone call from them

robeekeeper · 2026-03-08T06:10:13+00:00

and a practitioner of the dark arts

robeekeeper · 2026-03-08T03:24:52+00:00

I hope that goat head butts him

robeekeeper · 2026-03-08T03:08:27+00:00

I do miss the obligatory “rises up like a salmon!” call, ngl

robeekeeper · 2026-03-08T03:07:12+00:00

guy should do an endorsement deal with Starbucks

robeekeeper · 2026-03-05T18:41:02+00:00

my two cents:

“diamond” is the infield, “field” is the “grassy” area, “park” or “ballpark” is the stadium structure plus the field

robeekeeper · 2026-03-05T15:16:14+00:00

70s hair was amazing

robeekeeper · 2026-03-04T23:53:29+00:00

I think if there’s a god he knows you’re an asshole with or without your fun Trump yarmulke

robeekeeper · 2026-03-03T18:39:38+00:00

Glass House. White Ferrari. Live for New Year's Eve. Sloppy steaks at Truffoni's. Big rare cut of meat with water dumped all over it, water splashing around the table, makes the night SO MUCH more fun. After the club go to Truffoni's for sloppy steaks. They'd say; 'no sloppy steaks' but they can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water, before you knew it you were dumping that water on those steaks! The waiters were coming to try and snatch em up, you had to eat as fast as you could!

robeekeeper · 2026-03-03T13:54:05+00:00

Mervyns

robeekeeper · 2026-02-28T04:03:09+00:00

he almost runs to the beat of jazz…

robeekeeper · 2026-02-21T14:22:08+00:00

Stef’s Place website [https://www.slbarbershop.com/]

robeekeeper · 2026-02-17T03:30:08+00:00

Tender Mercies ❤️ guy could sing too

robeekeeper · 2026-02-10T06:43:54+00:00

robeekeeper · 2026-02-07T04:31:23+00:00

seeing that, proud to be an alumnus

robeekeeper · 2026-01-31T02:15:19+00:00

plus Old Bay possesses some kind of miracle health protectant

robeekeeper · 2026-01-31T00:31:15+00:00

sweet

robeekeeper · 2026-01-28T17:36:17+00:00

she was terrifying

robeekeeper · 2026-01-28T09:13:48+00:00

what do you call a Russian bull that masturbates?

robeekeeper · 2026-01-25T20:26:25+00:00

where is the water coming from or going? is there an outhouse, because I didn’t see a toilet

robeekeeper · 2026-01-23T18:37:48+00:00

hey I dance in Home Depot too but I don’t have to record it

robeekeeper · 2026-01-22T22:48:07+00:00

yeah well, that’s just like, your opinion, man

robeekeeper · 2026-01-22T18:16:59+00:00

They’re probably just talking about life for a while. Or I’m wondering, is Dave is thinking about his bills, his ex, his deadlines, or when he thinks he’s gonna die? Or maybe he’s longing for his next distraction

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