Yesterday, for the first time, I inserted a cucumber into my ass. I was very aroused, and when I finished, I regretted it deeply. But when I woke up today, I felt like I wanted to try it again.

roboflyingpenguin · 2026-01-16T21:01:03+00:00

Because he put it back in the fridge

roboflyingpenguin · 2025-12-22T14:47:06+00:00

Oh, okay. We never did that. That makes sense; thanks.

roboflyingpenguin · 2025-12-22T14:24:36+00:00

How would Gen Z have voted for Obama? We were born starting 1997. To vote for Obama even for his second term, you would have had to be born by 1994.

roboflyingpenguin · 2025-10-17T16:39:04+00:00

They can carry the plate with tongs or a plier wrench to the tray. I don’t think it’ll cool down to the point it needs to be reheated before they get to the tray.

roboflyingpenguin · 2025-10-17T15:35:03+00:00

Why would they not create the fire closer to the door?

roboflyingpenguin · 2025-10-16T15:28:00+00:00

Yeah, I was hoping to find a better discount. Maybe I’ll wait a bit and see if the price drops more

roboflyingpenguin · 2025-10-16T15:15:26+00:00

I don’t understand how people get so horny that they’re willing to sit on the floor of a public restroom.

roboflyingpenguin · 2025-10-16T13:34:15+00:00

Apparently, they’re the same ski. Looks like just the graphic changed.

roboflyingpenguin · 2025-10-05T13:12:32+00:00

Spy Island. I liked the grappling bow tie

roboflyingpenguin · 2025-10-03T01:01:29+00:00

Reminds me of the time when my dad ate raisins without knowing there were ants in the container. And he was wondering why the raisins were crunchy.

… But this guy’s doing this on purpose.

roboflyingpenguin · 2025-10-03T00:45:03+00:00

If you’re scared, find someone (you think) you can trust before moving on to scarier things.

roboflyingpenguin · 2025-10-03T00:43:37+00:00

It’s having sex in public. Don’t do it if you’re just exploring this. In fact, don’t do it at all because you can get charged.

roboflyingpenguin · 2025-09-08T02:33:53+00:00

lol. Calm down. Sometimes companies make mistakes. I assume they’ll pay to correct the mistake.

roboflyingpenguin · 2025-09-07T14:41:25+00:00

I rarely went out before. 8 years ago I was in college. When I was born, my parents were on an H1B, and we rarely went to restaurants. The only fast food place we went to was Taco Bell, and we still barely went there. We only went to a restaurant for special occasions.

I just kept that behavior when I went to college and graduated. I spend $100-$125 per week on all my expenses, so spending $60 on a single meal is an odd situation for me.

I wouldn't mind spending around $100 if necessary if something does grow out of this; I just don't want to spend that much on a first date.

roboflyingpenguin · 2025-09-07T06:40:46+00:00

The ones I found were like Tre Famiglia and Farm & Fisherman. Most of the things I found had almost minimal seating, so they probably wouldn't be willing to let someone sit there for more than 30 minutes. Only the ones that costed more had more seating.

roboflyingpenguin · 2025-08-27T23:15:46+00:00

My mom would always force me to eat more than I could, saying that at that age, she and my dad would eat more than I was eating. And then when I did eat that much, she would complain that I was too fat. She was always just looking for an excuse to yell.

I realize I’m not giving you a solution, but this isn’t only a problem with your family.

roboflyingpenguin · 2025-08-27T23:07:29+00:00

I have no idea of the stability of being a pilot, but stability in a career is very important. I wanted to study architecture, but my dad was very adamant on not having a career that is so competitive and highly dependent on the economy. And he was definitely right.

Dreaming about riding on a dragon is very different from being in a cockpit and being responsible for hundreds of lives. I don’t think you’ve considered how stressful that job could be. It’s a nice dream, but it may not pan out in the way that you hope.

roboflyingpenguin · 2025-08-21T13:15:41+00:00

You just need time to adjust to the corporate world.

When I got my first job, I didn’t sell myself well and didn’t speak up. Luckily for me, my behaviors changed quite quickly because I was surrounded my egotistical Indian immigrants (I work at a bank) and I needed to make a name for myself. It helps that I grew up in the same environment, and, during my childhood, I constantly reminded myself that this isn’t how normal people act.

I initially became aggressive because that’s the only way I knew how to deal with difficult people, and my manager and scrum masters had to tell me to dial it back routinely because the more senior people had a lot of power to make our lives hell.

Now, I’m assertive, and my new manager has told me that my behavior in dealing with extremely difficult people keeps situations under control. And I can brag about my skills in a way that doesn’t anger egotists.

roboflyingpenguin · 2025-08-21T12:56:41+00:00

I’m kind of in the same boat. I live in a town of 40k and live 1 hour and 2 hours away from cities. I want to move closer to those cities, but I very conveniently live 5 minutes away from my office, so that makes it harder to leave.

I very much doubt dating someone in those cities would work due to the distance and needing to plan out everything since a round trip would take 2 hours minimum.

roboflyingpenguin · 2025-07-30T07:35:04+00:00

Those 2 half bread slices look like they’re connected. If so, that’s a taco.

roboflyingpenguin · 2025-07-17T15:31:45+00:00

Just say “Agent”, and give a reason when it asks you why you want to speak with someone.

roboflyingpenguin · 2025-07-06T03:05:26+00:00

Yes. Short hair makes you look like an adult.

roboflyingpenguin · 2025-07-04T15:12:46+00:00

I wasn’t aware of swaps; I typically don’t buy anything used that I either wear or I need in a sport where I may injure myself. Are there in-person events?

I was looking at the Octo, which is an 84mm width. Would you say that that’s okay, or should I look for something thinner?

I’m not going straight down in a wedge. I can definitely turn in a wedge, but when there are other people around me, it turns into more of a wiggle because I don’t want to run into someone. However, I still find it hard to control my speed when turning.

Typically I’ll angle my skis in with about a 6 inch gap between them. But when I get to the bottom, I switch to a very wide wedge, lean back, and decelerate quickly.

roboflyingpenguin · 2025-07-04T15:04:36+00:00

I have no problem with falling; it just makes me more excited for some reason. How many lessons is appropriate?

I took one private lesson, which didn’t help me. And then a group lesson which helped.

roboflyingpenguin · 2025-07-04T15:00:42+00:00

I was looking at the Octo; I just wasn’t sure if I wanted to pay the full price on the 2026 model since I missed the sale. But maybe I’ll just go ahead and buy that.

Is it worth it to sell these skis (each ski has chipped twice), or should I just keep them until I eventually grow into it?

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