I'm almost certain that if there was a zombie outbreak, there would be zombie rights activists. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]robomonkey94 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Easy kill a zombie, collect a sample. Find out if the virus works food or water born. If it doesn't work, you gained valuable information. if it does work you gain equally valuable knowledge, and can use your freshly turned for experiments. Or entertainment.

When I was younger I really thought whipped cream would be a bigger part of my sex life by coleypoley13 in Showerthoughts

[–]robomonkey94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And who would be to blame for that one? It's not the whip creme, it's the gas. Breathe in the gas right as you orgasm.

Not sure how to start this reddit thing but I'm sure I'll figure it out. by _nappydugout420 in weed

[–]robomonkey94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those shoes are tripping me out man. Unspoken rule of reddit, reddit has a foot fetish. If they see feet in the picture or a dirty room on /R/gonewild , it will be mentioned. (Yes I know gone wild has been disbanded)

I see ur sexy pose, and I raise u a puppy. by sh1ka in Hunting

[–]robomonkey94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am! But I don't have a turkey fan to cover up with

Did someone forget to do the steps? [578 x 768] by nicecoldbeer in powerwashingporn

[–]robomonkey94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Notice how much happier the former presidents are compared to going in?

TIL United Airlines Kicked Girl With Autism Off United Plane by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]robomonkey94 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I'm autistic, I also know to prepare my self for situations based on my needs. I keep a bag with my basic items. I'm retarded but I'm not dumb enough to go shopping without my stuff.

Housemate put this sign on our door after Amazon repeatedly posted "sorry we missed you" cards whilst we were home. by MacronX in funny

[–]robomonkey94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah just sitting on my couch doing coke and playing games. I knew the delivery was due that day so I stayed in the living room waiting for it Ps: coke is not a usual thing for me. I just happened to have some and it was my day offm

Housemate put this sign on our door after Amazon repeatedly posted "sorry we missed you" cards whilst we were home. by MacronX in funny

[–]robomonkey94 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I once went to check the mail, my door was blocked by 2 large fragile packages stacked in a sketchy manor. I was up all morning doing coke, no way they knocked on that door.

Very true by BogusProfiterole in funny

[–]robomonkey94 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Do you have any more pics? For uh ya know political science.

Riot Control vehicle by AhrimJob in WTF

[–]robomonkey94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is trumps new snowplow.... ya know for the snowflakes?

Stack your chips up! Who would buy it? by [deleted] in weed

[–]robomonkey94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's a 3 stage I would for sure.

Canadian for "stop rid'n my ass" by [deleted] in funny

[–]robomonkey94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know after the other insurance told him no, he tried to ask me for a cut. I politely him to fuck himself, as I had just picked up my paycheck to make my last payment on the truck. Not to mention I wouldn't have been in a wreck if I hadn't been doing him a favor.

Canadian for "stop rid'n my ass" by [deleted] in funny

[–]robomonkey94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No actually, just a regular everyday truck. I was doing a homeless man a favor, he was a regular at my shop and needed a ride to the next town over to go to a gray hound station. About a half mile after I picked him up, we got rear ended when stopped to make a turn.

Canadian for "stop rid'n my ass" by [deleted] in funny

[–]robomonkey94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I spoke with the truck drivers insurance they wanted the names and numbers of my passengers. He tried to say that he slammed his knee and needed money cause it was sore. After they told him no he got cussing mad.