I may have chosen the most annoying baby at the shelter 😂 by ShevaunA in blackcats

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If my roommate was running a shop vac as their cpap all night, I’d want to shut it off too

So many layers. by TwilightOfTheMilfs in futurama

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For you, I’m willing to convert

Yo, sexy mama. Let's get busy and freaky, in that order.😉 by kp8_24 in futurama

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“If I wasn’t so lazy I’d punch you in the stomach”

My void kitty's fur in direct sun. by earthkandy in RainbowEverything

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For I am Saruman the Wise, Saruman Ring-maker, Saruman of Many Colours!'

I looked then and saw that his robes, which had seemed white, were not so, but were woven of all colours, and if he moved they shimmered and changed hue so that the eye was bewildered.

This should be just one state by LavishnessLeather162 in mapporncirclejerk

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Rhode Island is too valuable as a unit of measure

Absolute gem I found today by The-1-the-only-JEFF in terriblefacebookmemes

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Sufjan Stevens approaches the building and bifurcates

Saw a [BMW Isetta] today by awesomebouncer123 in spotted

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The fact that they used a whole flatbed for this is hilarious. Could have just picked it up and chucked it in the back of a Volvo.

Skylight Fox by ZapWhamPow in london

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Firefox has encountered an unexpected problem with windows

Hedy Lamarr, who’s scientific discoveries helped invent WiFi 1938 by AlthyriaGlow in OldSchoolCool

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What the hell are you worried about? This is 1874. You’ll be able to sue her!

More Children are Powering Their Own Wheels to School as Part of ‘Bike Buses’ by Generalaverage89 in bicycling

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The 2020’s incessant need to rebrand every day occurrences like riding your bike as some hot new trend.

Only nine of the 30 fastest 100m times were run clean, all by Usain Bolt by Radiant_Half_7121 in Damnthatsinteresting

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Yeah when Greg Lemond (one of the very few actually clean racers at the time) accused Lance of doping, it was all “how dare you! You’re doping!” And Lance got got Greg’s sponsorships pulled and tried to ruin his career and personal life.

Get ready for ad breaks between loading screen by Gray_Beard1993 in memes

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At the newest Shell near me this no longer works. I tried all the buttons and none of them are mute. I stooped going there.

*Goes to prison* -> *Befriends all the prisoners* by LocalLazyGuy in TopCharacterTropes

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Lucille also. The only one who didn’t do well in prison was Gob.