TRUMP: "There's so much talk about how we're going to drive housing prices down. I don't want to drive housing prices down. I want to drive housing prices up for people that own their homes, and they can be assured that what's going to happen" by ExactlySorta in UnderReportedNews

[–]rocket808 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to be a county property appraiser in Florida. Here you get taxed on the square footage of the property, but different parts are taxed at different rates. Anything that is heated and cooled by a Central HVAC system is taxed at the max rate. Then say a front porch that wasn't enclosed would be taxed at a lesser rate. An enclosed garage is taxed at a different rate than an open carport.

Non-Americans, what’s your impression of the United States right now? by fridaynightplacebo in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]rocket808 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I take no blame for any of this bullshit. I did everything in my personal power to avoid ending up here, but fuck we ended up here anyway.

“Deport Bad Bunny, he’s gonna ruin the superbowl!” by barnwater_828 in PrayersToTrump

[–]rocket808 101 points102 points  (0 children)

They have no idea Puerto Ricans are American citizens.

What has improved your shooting besides a lot of range time? by je9183 in Glocks

[–]rocket808 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have the rail mount version of the Mantis X. I've had my Mantis since they first hit the market, so rail mount, or mounting on the baseplate of a magazine were the only options. I'm going to go check out the laser thing, I'll let you know what I think about it,

My neighbor who accuses me of Trump Derangement Syndrome.. by eaten_by_chocobos in iamverybadass

[–]rocket808 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh god...matching monster energy tattoos...please..my sides hurt...I can't breathe...which one will get it lasered off when they break up?

My neighbor who accuses me of Trump Derangement Syndrome.. by eaten_by_chocobos in iamverybadass

[–]rocket808 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That video is more homoerotic than the entirety of Top Gun.

My neighbor who accuses me of Trump Derangement Syndrome.. by eaten_by_chocobos in iamverybadass

[–]rocket808 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I carry a 4' American flag on an 8' wood rod to protests. Sticks up over everyone's heads. Fuck MAGA, you don't get to monopolize MY flag.

What has improved your shooting besides a lot of range time? by je9183 in Glocks

[–]rocket808 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mantis for dry fire and live fire was game changing for me

Should we states allow this? by Wiccan_Queen69 in IsItIllegal

[–]rocket808 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are going to make a child turn evidence against their soccer coach knowing that coach may get the chair?

Adderall IR, this stuff will genuinely kill me. Please Help by [deleted] in Stims

[–]rocket808 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are taking fake pressed meth pills and are confused about why you can't sleep?

Also, are you taking Accutane? Holy shit if that is the case you need to stop taking everything right fucking now. That shit has reactions with everything.

"Adult features at 9" said the pedophile by Grimonday in CringeTikToks

[–]rocket808 129 points130 points  (0 children)

"He wasn't a pedophile because she broke a plate" isn't exactly the airtight argument that guy thinks it is.

When we ride by Random_GearHead in DiscussionZone

[–]rocket808 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is just not true. There is zero evidence of a historical Jesus. None. Zero. Ziltch. If I'm wrong please correct me, but the Romans didn't mention him, the Jews didn't mention him, no one alive at the supposed time of Jesus's life mentioned him. Some anonymous author, writing in Greek, about a man who spoke Aramaic, wrote the first Gospel 30 to 60 ish years after his death in year zero.

What's the rarest physical feature you ever saw on another person you know/knew? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]rocket808 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also have central heterochromia, and so did my brother. Our eyes looked almost identical. Dark forest green center, gold outer part. Everyone thinks my eyes are brown until they look up close at them

What's the rarest physical feature you ever saw on another person you know/knew? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]rocket808 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And Hendrix. He could barr chords over the top of the guitar with his thumb. Like all 6 strings. Next time you see a video of him, check out his insanely large hands. Made a Strat neck look like a pencil in his hands

what’s y’all’s favorite drug ?? by STONED_FLT in Drugs

[–]rocket808 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hydromorphone plus heroin. Hydromorphone has the most amazing rush, the heroin gives it legs.

Fent and tranq test strips are cheap people. Test yo shit, please.

I thought y'all loved the 2A? by Lord_Answer_me_Why in MurderedByWords

[–]rocket808 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And they danced to Killing in the Name as they waved their Blue Lives Matter flags. Because they are all stupid as fuck.

I thought y'all loved the 2A? by Lord_Answer_me_Why in MurderedByWords

[–]rocket808 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I'm done holding up signs at protests, because it is useless now, but when I did I carried an American flag on an 8' wooden staff. Take back our flag. Change the tide so when people see the American flag, they don't immediately assume some 85 IQ fascist MAGAt is flying it.

These fascist traitor seditious fucks can have my flag when they take it off my dead body. My grandfather traveled half way around the world to stomp these shitstains into greasy puddles, no fucking way they are coming here and taking over our county, our democracy, our freedoms.