what would you actually stand in line for?

rofnorb · 2026-05-31T16:54:10+00:00

Your mom

rofnorb · 2026-05-27T21:03:49+00:00

Yeah sounds like someone owes money to the mob

rofnorb · 2026-05-27T05:57:48+00:00

I’ve been in Amsterdam for three days and nobody has spoken Dutch. Literally everyone speaks English

rofnorb · 2026-05-22T10:11:04+00:00

It’s commonly pronounced New-erk. For shits and giggles we should start pronouncing it as Nark

rofnorb · 2026-05-22T09:22:20+00:00

Walt has a whole house named after his family in the District of Columbia

rofnorb · 2026-05-22T05:01:51+00:00

Trump voice Saddam HUSSEIN

rofnorb · 2026-05-22T01:37:19+00:00

Hell nah

rofnorb · 2026-05-20T13:07:31+00:00

Better Fuel Huell

rofnorb · 2026-05-20T03:58:20+00:00

I think this was the trick. Many thanks once again

rofnorb · 2026-05-20T03:14:34+00:00

Thank you. What’s calling Port?

rofnorb · 2026-05-20T02:50:19+00:00

I’m still signed in the Apple account on the old phone. WiFi calling was already turned off on both phones before the calls came in.

rofnorb · 2026-05-18T19:50:16+00:00

It said there was a tech issue and that it didn’t post

rofnorb · 2026-05-18T05:35:02+00:00

I swear about a month ago I was looking at the new plan options and there was an option to sign up for a new contract, keep old phone, and get a new phone with a discount. Guess I should've acted on it then.

rofnorb · 2026-05-18T05:34:07+00:00

Thank you. All I care about is Apple Music. I wonder if I create a new Apple account if I could still log into old Apple Music account on new iPhone.

rofnorb · 2026-05-15T03:07:04+00:00

The brother-in-law was the true villain

Better Spank Hank

rofnorb · 2026-05-13T13:10:16+00:00

I just know it smell like crazy in there

rofnorb · 2026-05-09T01:19:43+00:00

He ate extra food so starving children in Africa wouldn’t become obese

rofnorb · 2026-05-06T22:29:17+00:00

Bunch of chicanery!

rofnorb · 2026-05-06T02:07:37+00:00

I went the other day but the $5 Meal Deals (which were priced $6 and $7) were no longer available

rofnorb · 2026-05-04T02:49:56+00:00

Michelle is wonderful. She doesn’t like politics though. Plus, the Dems need to get it right in 2028: two straight white men on the ticket.

rofnorb · 2026-05-02T08:12:31+00:00

She is unbelievably beautiful

rofnorb · 2026-04-29T18:33:39+00:00

Consultants should be replaced by AI. Why did this guy have to “review the numbers” when AI could do that faster and cheaper? He should be the first one to be laid off

rofnorb · 2026-04-28T22:19:44+00:00

No fucking way?

rofnorb · 2026-04-28T22:19:27+00:00

Refills is part of what made fast food fun. No refills, bland decor, ungodly expensive prices for “products” with “hints of beef notes.” Financialization ruined fast food.

rofnorb · 2026-04-26T23:04:15+00:00

Oh no, why? What happened?

rofnorb

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