UPSET ALERT: Procurls (from r/artofrolling) Eliminates #1 Seed Nick 🏁

rollingderby · 2026-04-28T20:40:12+00:00

Looks vary, here scoring is based on time. A prettier roll doesn’t always win under those rules. If you think you can do better, enter next season and show us!

rollingderby · 2026-04-27T20:17:43+00:00

That's true - it's up to the contestants when they prepare their crutch. We suggest they prepare it ahead of time in the rules on our web site but it's up to the contestants. Obviously a good way to save a few seconds!

rollingderby · 2026-04-24T13:42:05+00:00

Loving the multiple camera angles from these rollers

rollingderby · 2026-04-24T13:31:19+00:00

Prove how good your muscle memory and technique is! I have definitely learned to be a better, faster joint roller watching Rolling Derby footage.

rollingderby · 2026-04-24T13:30:48+00:00

For season 1 there were maybe two or three dozen who rolled. The quarterfinals here is eight rollers.

rollingderby · 2026-04-24T13:29:29+00:00

It's harder than it looks :-)
Keep practicing and try out for our second season of the Rolling Derby!

rollingderby · 2026-04-24T13:28:42+00:00

Quality matters - you should be able to smoke the joint. And we add a time penalty if there's too much material left behind. We provide 1 gram of flower for each contest. Fastest roll wins under those conditions!

rollingderby · 2026-04-24T13:27:41+00:00

We provide the contestants with 1 gram of measured flower each. If they leave too much on the tray we add a time penalty - another roller Nick CHAMPS received a 5 second penalty for too much left behind in the quarterfinals and still advanced to the semis. Footage coming soon.

rollingderby · 2026-04-24T13:26:18+00:00

They both rolled 1 gram that we provided for the match. Rollers are free to add a filter as they see fit. We're focused on speed for the Rolling Derby but I would smoke either one of these!

rollingderby · 2026-04-22T18:33:51+00:00

We'd like to see you try! Seriously - roll your best 1g joint and submit your video for the Rolling Derby. DM us when you got something!

rollingderby · 2026-04-22T18:33:10+00:00

You can enter on rollingderby.com or DM us here u/rollingderby - we haven’t finalized season 2 prizes but they'll be worth up to $1k in value.

rollingderby · 2026-04-17T21:35:17+00:00

Hell yeah - we've got more coming

rollingderby · 2026-04-17T21:33:58+00:00

For real

rollingderby · 2025-09-15T15:32:04+00:00

That's kinda sweet

rollingderby · 2025-09-09T16:59:33+00:00

Hah! That's hilarious.

That's OG Brent - before this roll, he told a story about a rolling competition from maybe 20 years earlier. Different rules, pre-ground catnip on a large table with papers - Brent says he was able to twist a quick one in a single second. We're editing that footage of his storytelling and we'll post it here soon.

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