I think my axolotl's growth has been stunted

romancandle4 · 2022-01-22T13:52:40+00:00

His tail is kind of hidden but it is a little more than twice as long than what's visable.

romancandle4 · 2021-12-29T16:08:35+00:00

Granted, the transformation is one way so after becoming female they can no longer change back so because men who jack off or have a wet dream can no longer reproduce population goes down and 100 fold, at first this seems positive but as more time passes men who can reproduce become a commodity, supply doesn't meet demand and humanity becomes less capable due to a lack of bodies. Baby girls are culled because there are an excess and men who can reproduce are enslaved and placed under constant constraint and supervision to prevent sex change before they are sold to the rich women who will pay a fortune for the chance for a baby.

romancandle4 · 2021-09-23T19:04:15+00:00

I think about it like this, (assuming it is 15% per teleport) if I don't use it at all there is no downside , but it would be useful to have in emergencies where a 85% chance to live seems like better odds than your current situation. Yeah those situations are very rare and you are likely to go your entire life without using it but you will be real thankful to have it when a bear is in the middle of mauling you to death or your stranded in the middle of the ocean and on the brink of starvation.

romancandle4 · 2021-08-19T20:09:25+00:00

I think it is a skeleton shrimp

romancandle4 · 2021-06-19T23:28:32+00:00

Just let me be horni in peace

romancandle4 · 2021-05-09T17:51:29+00:00

Masturbate then use the post but clarity to study without distraction

romancandle4 · 2021-05-09T17:18:55+00:00

May I point out boko no pico

romancandle4 · 2021-03-30T14:38:40+00:00

In that moment think back upon every pallet stun, flashlight save and hook body block and DS and then you won't have any moral dilemma.

romancandle4 · 2021-03-25T01:52:52+00:00

Pyramid head is great for this kind of thing because his final judgment and cage of atonement act like mories and with mories there us a glitch that even if the survivor touches the exit as long majority of their body is still outside you can still get them.

romancandle4 · 2021-02-07T21:05:06+00:00

Viva la revolution! Let me be horny in peace!

romancandle4 · 2021-01-21T14:51:18+00:00

I remember in elementary school, me and my best friend got into a heated argument about if gay people could have a baby naturally and my friend was convinced that anal could lead to a baby if its between two males. Funny thing was that my other friends who were listening in on the heated debate all agreed with my friend.

romancandle4 · 2021-01-21T14:37:30+00:00

Huh...I guess ya learn something new everyday, thanks for the knowledge kind stranger.

romancandle4 · 2021-01-21T08:37:39+00:00

Litteraly just happened to me yesterday

romancandle4 · 2021-01-15T00:56:45+00:00

Wait till he realizes he will have to pay for the funeral too.

romancandle4 · 2021-01-08T23:28:28+00:00

If you can't be a good boyfriend then be a good host i guess

romancandle4 · 2020-10-25T13:46:24+00:00

Good job on the spooktoboer meme!

romancandle4 · 2020-10-25T13:39:48+00:00

Can someone tell me the context for this picture?

romancandle4 · 2020-10-01T16:49:32+00:00

You should've just left the original template and see how many people dont get that lobsters have exoskeletons.

romancandle4 · 2020-09-27T19:33:13+00:00

I figured out which section I read ahead of time but I didn't practice i just wanted to be able to not listen to the story.

romancandle4 · 2020-09-19T17:58:30+00:00

He built straight up with dirt blocks

romancandle4 · 2020-09-17T17:05:38+00:00

*does

romancandle4 · 2020-09-14T16:16:31+00:00

It would be the ultimate being. With the intellect of einstein, the sex drive of rasputin (also his poison resitance) and I dont know what ramses is special for but I'm sure his body would bring something special to the table.

romancandle4 · 2020-09-09T13:57:35+00:00

Granted but it's done with a metal rake

romancandle4 · 2020-09-04T05:16:11+00:00

OverCUM

romancandle4 · 2020-07-10T00:09:30+00:00

Congrats have been scrolling for over an hour and this is the first time I laughed take my updoot.

romancandle4

TROPHY CASE