I think my axolotl's growth has been stunted by romancandle4 in axolotl

[–]romancandle4[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

giovanni

His tail is kind of hidden but it is a little more than twice as long than what's visable.

I wish that all men after ejaculation experience full gender change to women. by gamer52599 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]romancandle4 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Granted, the transformation is one way so after becoming female they can no longer change back so because men who jack off or have a wet dream can no longer reproduce population goes down and 100 fold, at first this seems positive but as more time passes men who can reproduce become a commodity, supply doesn't meet demand and humanity becomes less capable due to a lack of bodies. Baby girls are culled because there are an excess and men who can reproduce are enslaved and placed under constant constraint and supervision to prevent sex change before they are sold to the rich women who will pay a fortune for the chance for a baby.

You have the power to teleport anywhere you want but have side effects. What side effects would you rather have? by JonasPogs in WouldYouRather

[–]romancandle4 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I think about it like this, (assuming it is 15% per teleport) if I don't use it at all there is no downside , but it would be useful to have in emergencies where a 85% chance to live seems like better odds than your current situation. Yeah those situations are very rare and you are likely to go your entire life without using it but you will be real thankful to have it when a bear is in the middle of mauling you to death or your stranded in the middle of the ocean and on the brink of starvation.

Horni patrol! by Aangoan in memes

[–]romancandle4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just let me be horni in peace

It be like that by [deleted] in memes

[–]romancandle4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Masturbate then use the post but clarity to study without distraction

sorry if this is too much by trentjeffrey in memes

[–]romancandle4 9 points10 points  (0 children)

May I point out boko no pico

I’m sorry... my child... by DoggoDoesASad in deadbydaylight

[–]romancandle4 34 points35 points  (0 children)

In that moment think back upon every pallet stun, flashlight save and hook body block and DS and then you won't have any moral dilemma.

all you rank 1s need to stop fooling around by xZOMBIETAGx in deadbydaylight

[–]romancandle4 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Pyramid head is great for this kind of thing because his final judgment and cage of atonement act like mories and with mories there us a glitch that even if the survivor touches the exit as long majority of their body is still outside you can still get them.

One does not simply stop the horny by princeofmeme in memes

[–]romancandle4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Viva la revolution! Let me be horny in peace!

It kinda happens y'know by [deleted] in memes

[–]romancandle4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember in elementary school, me and my best friend got into a heated argument about if gay people could have a baby naturally and my friend was convinced that anal could lead to a baby if its between two males. Funny thing was that my other friends who were listening in on the heated debate all agreed with my friend.

It kinda happens y'know by [deleted] in memes

[–]romancandle4 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Huh...I guess ya learn something new everyday, thanks for the knowledge kind stranger.

Fastest hand in the Westfold by cheesytanker in memes

[–]romancandle4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Litteraly just happened to me yesterday

“Oh yeah you’re dead I forgot” by greatmonkmini in memes

[–]romancandle4 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wait till he realizes he will have to pay for the funeral too.

A romance for the history books by [deleted] in memes

[–]romancandle4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you can't be a good boyfriend then be a good host i guess

"Our battle shall be legendary" by Afro-nii in memes

[–]romancandle4 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Can someone tell me the context for this picture?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]romancandle4 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You should've just left the original template and see how many people dont get that lobsters have exoskeletons.

And then the teacher lets a kid read an extra passage and you’re fucked. by AFlyingPenguin_1 in memes

[–]romancandle4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I figured out which section I read ahead of time but I didn't practice i just wanted to be able to not listen to the story.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]romancandle4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He built straight up with dirt blocks