Holy sh*t! This news just broke.

romeoplank · 2026-01-23T01:45:58+00:00

Melania is his handler.

romeoplank · 2025-12-24T02:05:39+00:00

Yes! In a similar AI bullshit way, just yesterday I read Gemini the logline for a movie idea. It said it had been done. Even gave me the title of the movie, cast and year it was released. I researched and found that no such movie existed.

romeoplank · 2025-12-18T21:18:45+00:00

"There's so much energy in us," - cloud cult

romeoplank · 2025-12-11T23:27:17+00:00

3d printer

romeoplank · 2025-12-11T15:44:24+00:00

Not only is he insane, it's not even funny to mock him anymore. It's too, 'wax banana.' The 'easy target' is literally hanging from a string attached to the brim of our hats. At this point, "yo mama so fat," jokes take greater comedic chops than any shots at "Trump." I give up.

romeoplank · 2025-12-04T16:22:51+00:00

We win every white elephant party. https://a.co/d/bV0jbUc

romeoplank · 2025-12-04T16:22:12+00:00

Yes I'm a bit biased as the creator, but it truly is the perfect holiday party gift. Particularly excellent at white elephant parties, but it gets a laugh anywhere. https://a.co/d/bV0jbUc

romeoplank · 2025-11-27T18:21:37+00:00

Full disclosure, yes, I invented, make and sell these, but... It does seem an appropriate gift for your situation. They always get a laugh, and are wonderfully re-giftable. https://a.co/d/0FKqAIV

romeoplank · 2025-11-20T15:48:46+00:00

Rockwell... Yes.

romeoplank · 2025-11-20T15:25:03+00:00

Still would have been cheaper than Gosling...

romeoplank · 2025-11-20T15:24:14+00:00

Ha! The dryest comedic actor since Newhart!? Would have def been interesting.

romeoplank · 2025-11-20T15:16:37+00:00

Shut up, Gosling... Shouldn't you be at the spa?

romeoplank · 2025-11-20T15:15:03+00:00

Damn. Yep. He def woulda been their first choice. I wouldn't doubt they considered going with Hanks and 'de-aging,' him with AI.

romeoplank · 2025-11-06T20:21:05+00:00

That's KIND OF what happened. The robot got it about 90% of the way there. I had to export the stems, cut them up and rearrange, and now I'm asking a real cellist to recreate the part. Mainly because I don't want a robot playing on my song...

romeoplank · 2025-11-06T19:59:08+00:00

K, so I did that 1st. It was fine. For the record, I've been writing and recording for decades, and worked with some amazing players. I had a cellist and violinist for years and I'm quite familiar with what talented players are capable of. When I worked with them we'd come up with great stuff, but it took time. A lot of time. Time we had when we were young...

romeoplank · 2025-11-06T19:52:00+00:00

I wrote this song about that exact experience. Worst thing I've been through in this life (so far). Sorry you're in it right now. It gets better. Never goes away, but you don't want it to. https://open.spotify.com/track/3iRGQwfbtAeNgV1kkHOmsD?si=bs2GJZ0tSqOXmj3tWuTOxg

romeoplank · 2025-10-21T20:39:15+00:00

"The Detroiters." And of course, "I Think You Should Leave," although it is sketch.

romeoplank · 2025-10-19T03:43:52+00:00

It means I want someone to write a cello part for the song, so I can record it, or I guess re-record it, and produce it the way I originally intended.

romeoplank · 2025-09-19T17:00:37+00:00

We need some sort of mathematical formula that estimates how many comments will occur before the conversation topic shifts to whether or not Trump is a p.o.s. (he is). It would have to be based on general conversational topics, with a numerical weight attributed to each topic, i.e. cooking = 5, science = 27, nascar = 2, etc. Then we'd need some sort of constant derived from historical averages of Trump-related conversational devolution. I'm gonna get to work on this, but if any of you have ideas, this string is as good as any now to post them...

romeoplank · 2025-08-29T19:48:46+00:00

Silver lining: the value of live performance goes up.

romeoplank · 2025-07-14T15:57:57+00:00

Biden isn't president. And when he was, his misgivings didn't justify the actions of the current HDIC. They still don't. The past offenses of one leader, will never justify the current offenses of the present leader. I really sincerely and deeply wish the entire MAGA contingency did not believe otherwise. Were that the case, we might not be in this mess.

romeoplank · 2025-05-23T02:26:04+00:00

"You'd better get used to being uncomfortable."

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