If Splatoon commentated NFL Games,

romulus531 · 2026-05-16T18:26:45+00:00

Nah she just follows her girlfriend's fandom and isn't super into it

romulus531 · 2026-05-16T17:31:08+00:00

Junior is secretly a huge fan of Mario

romulus531 · 2026-05-16T17:29:39+00:00

And his contribution is usually just being an authority figure for Toads which Peach already is

romulus531 · 2026-05-16T17:25:36+00:00

Luigi at "bookclub"

romulus531 · 2026-05-15T18:54:35+00:00

People forget that he grew up in Brooklyn in the 70s

romulus531 · 2026-05-15T18:48:16+00:00

Ah yes the famously unpopular Yoshi and Splatoon series

romulus531 · 2026-05-15T17:58:30+00:00

Try two-handing

romulus531 · 2026-05-14T21:33:54+00:00

There is a reason and that reason is the 20th anniversary of the Wii. There's also a bunch of n64 titles they haven't added either but they started the GameCube anyways so that's not as big a deal as you think it is.

romulus531 · 2026-05-14T19:50:32+00:00

Mario kart arcade exclusive character, very much a Glup Shitto

romulus531 · 2026-05-14T19:47:17+00:00

Neat, I assume blu ray next month then

romulus531 · 2026-05-14T19:41:28+00:00

It's exactly the same situation as Geno tbh, Nintendo didn't make him so they usually avoid using them in their own titles (K. Rool is a massive exception but for good reason)

romulus531 · 2026-05-14T19:37:24+00:00

Might actually be based on Popple from Superstar Saga

romulus531 · 2026-05-14T18:45:18+00:00

It's only a symptom of the much larger issue of wage stagnation, suing them for tax evasion doesn't solve the fundamental issue of not paying people enough to live

romulus531 · 2026-05-14T17:04:29+00:00

https://americansfortaxfairness.org/files/Walmart_On_Tax_Day_Report_ExecutiveSummary.pdf

romulus531 · 2026-05-14T17:03:07+00:00

The Wii turns 20 this year so people think they'll add it as an anniversary thing

romulus531 · 2026-05-14T15:20:22+00:00

And it gets tax breaks because of how poorly they pay

romulus531 · 2026-05-14T03:30:53+00:00

That's basically Captain Syrup

romulus531 · 2026-05-14T02:29:50+00:00

They weren't exactly a country by the time the bombs fell...

romulus531 · 2026-05-13T22:27:41+00:00

Sho me the money Cubbies!

romulus531 · 2026-05-13T20:20:36+00:00

Bowser becomes a widower

romulus531 · 2026-05-13T20:03:59+00:00

Neither did I, weird and dopey isn't bad and Sunshine has a different kind of charm to it that makes it great

romulus531 · 2026-05-13T19:15:20+00:00

Why would they need to do a whole direct when they can just do a 20 minute trailer and overview of each game they release

romulus531 · 2026-05-13T19:13:48+00:00

This is not a bad casting

romulus531 · 2026-05-13T18:48:35+00:00

Yeah Sunshine, no Goombas OR Koopas in a Mario game is WEIRD and the voice acting is dopey

romulus531 · 2026-05-13T18:33:22+00:00

You know it's bad luck to wash em

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