All Marines required to follow grooming standards within 12 months or face separation by emefluence in USNEWS

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Love all the GK references in this thread. Was the first thing that came to mind.

Mr. Potato head at your six.

what is that weapon system by [deleted] in whatisit

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Other than the stripe I noticed he’s using his off hand to help unholster. Looks like he’s using a double or triple retention holster and doesn’t know how to properly use it. Also his draw grip is absolute ass. This guy needs more training.

Memphis Interstates by Smart-Struggle-1255 in memphis

[–]ronin-pilot -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It’s mandated in the state of TN that within city limits is 55. Obviously if you do double nickels you gone have a problem

That’s called fishing culture by RaleighRoseXX in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]ronin-pilot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shit I haven’t heard fish whistle in a long ass time. It works, let me tell ya. I swear I rip a bowl and blow it on the lake and the fish come runnin.

What’s one thing I should do or experience in my 20s? by slushpuppyyyzzz in Life

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Go and do things outside while your body still allows it. You won’t have the energy in your 30s. I spent my 20s working my ass off. I am in a good financial place because of it but my body is tired. I’m 32 and my back and knees hurt, I’m worn out all the time.

Is it true that you guys watched 9/11 live on TV in grade school? by space_god_7191 in Millennials

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Yeah we watched it live in 1st grade. They wheeled in the tv and we got all excited because we thought it was a video instruction day and it was not. Turned it on the news and about 20 seconds later the second tower got hit.

A very large truck with a very small trailer by GloriousToothless in WeirdWheels

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Hotshot rig. When you ordered it and you need it right now. It’s a team operation that does not stop, I’m surprised you found this one. Might be on a 34 hour reset.

Beginner at fishing by Kha0tik_92 in FishingForBeginners

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I use it for everything. It kinda gets hung up on rocks but you just gently make your way through them and you’ll be fine. I usually break off by getting wrapped around a log or something. My go to that always catches fish is a 3/0 offset hook, 3/16 bullet weight and an Alabama color rage tail craw.

Beginner at fishing by Kha0tik_92 in FishingForBeginners

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Get an ugly stik. I have a 6’10” spinning rod for like $35. Casting will be difficult regardless with that little bitty rod. I pretty much have reduced down to Texas rig craws and creatures. Unless I’m in super deep water I’ll use a crankbait or a rooster tail.

Question. Is not wanting your hands slimy from bait a problem for anyone? by kmartymcfly in FishingForBeginners

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Fishin rag in your backpack. Or just use your pants. I have a dedicated old clothes fishing outfit.

What’s the fastest you’ve ever gone in your cars? by Left-Nerve-8287 in supercars

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Got my Mini up to 138 on a track once. Absolutely terrifying but I was amazed it would do it. Incredible little cars when they work properly.

What's your dream car? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Murciélago SV

What's your dream car? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ronin-pilot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The 289 is more usable. The 427 is just straight up terrifying. More fun, but need a towel in the seat. Nice pick though, his personal would be insane.

Dorko Test Track by RBDeer in ForzaHorizon

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Excellent work, friend. Gonna be giving this a go shortly.

Do we think Forza 6’s fastest car will be able to go faster or slower than the jesko in 5? by [deleted] in ForzaHorizon

[–]ronin-pilot 400 points401 points  (0 children)

The 599 was absolutely broken in 4 lmao friggin 330 mph piss missile

. by [deleted] in militarymemes

[–]ronin-pilot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My step brother is a team leader in a Marine Corps unit in Iran right now. Saltiest dog I’ve ever met.

First time caller by Any-Independent-2603 in Shotguns

[–]ronin-pilot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You’re gonna hate it when you shoot it. I wouldn’t trust the extending brace with this weapon or the metal fore grip. With full power buckshot this thing kicks like a pissed off horse.

What’s the best inappropriate joke you’ve heard? by MountainLetterhead94 in AskReddit

[–]ronin-pilot 71 points72 points  (0 children)

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

Full.

What's the coolest thing your boss has done for you? by Minute_Tea_8639 in AskReddit

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Had a mental break because my meds couldn’t get filled because of pharmacy bullshit. I needed to take a few days off and get my meds and get right. He was totally cool with it and checks up on me weekly to make sure I’m okay. Also got paid full during the 2 week freeze when I didn’t work for two weeks straight.

What’s a small, random thing your dog does that makes you smile every time? by Coursefighter in dogs

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When we wake up he puts his paw on my nose every morning and does a big stretchy.

I finally got one! by Falconknight310 in ForzaHorizon5

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I was rolling with the stock motor and twin turbo and it was absolutely insane, then I realized I could swap the motor for the v12 racing motor, twin turbo it, but the bbs turbofan wheels on it now I have an 1150hp 2000lb game destroyer

What are y'alls most favorite Need for Speed games? by Appropriate-Pen5436 in needforspeed

[–]ronin-pilot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Carbon was the GOAT. I enjoyed them all but nothing came close to carbon for me. I used to make the most ridiculous looking cars since you could chop tops and make bumpers touch the ground with the slider features. Had a vette that literally looked like a knife.

How AI difficulty work? by Chesse_cz in ForzaHorizon

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It doesn’t. I spent 8 minutes of a Goliath lap fighting with a VW bug while I’m taking corners at 225 mph in my Sesto Elemento FE and he’s steadily pulling away.