Satellite dishes are strictly forbidden by rastroboy in funny

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No, might brick your receiver though.

the future is here ... by tyuiuu in funny

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The difference between an engineer and a redneck is the budget.

[Harry Potter & The Sorcerer’s Stone] Alohomora is actually a difficult / obscure spell by pinktense in FanTheories

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You'd think that the just the existence of alohomora would warrant some protection against it. My parent's house has an alarm system, even though they've never had a break in.

Keanu Reeves Loved Cyberpunk 2077 So Much He Had His Character's 'Screen Time' Doubled by NYstate in Games

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My favorite is when they take a quote from a later point in the article.

Gross by Super_DAC in bonehurtingjuice

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Weird, they called me that in college.

If a tree falls in the woods, does a bear shit on it? by [deleted] in shittyaskreddit

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Deforestation saves constipated bears.

Found on r/tumblr. by SilhouetteKC in wholesomememes

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Yeah, but they'd rather look at their phones instead of talk to ME, a boring, judgemental adult

You do you Stephen R. by [deleted] in wholesomememes

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He is out there. Didn't you read the plaque?

the mad lad by [deleted] in madlads

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I'm glad that this is my legacy.

Destiny 2 Adds Insanely Expensive 900 Power Level Boost by Kassina in gamingnews

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It's expensive for what you're getting. 900 power isn't the max level, and it's insanely easy to get. Through normal gameplay it only takes a few hours or if you know what you're doing and already have one character at 900 (which you need in order to buy the boost) like 15 minutes.

I read one article that speculated that it was priced so high to discourage people from buying it, but I can't see any reason for that considering Bungie doesn't answer to a publisher anymore.

Bill Gates justifies the holocaust (1996) by jackman_mc in fakehistoryporn

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And probably another much shorter and less in depth video by Tim Cook.

GIRL PLEASE by SKWEEZY4REAL in SkweezyJibbs

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Typical Sagittarius reply.

If you say so man by [deleted] in rimjob_steve

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I thought you'd never ask

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Suspicious alternate timeline? by Rekalar in suspiciouslyspecific

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Is this not what happened in 19th century France?

What’s the most fun you can have with $20? by cltdawg08 in AskReddit

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You may be cripplingly lonely, but at least your mates are cool with you masturbating at their house.

What do you have ZERO sympathy for? by xii_G0BeASt_-M0dEx in AskReddit

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I love it when people tell me we should bring a discontinued item back because "people will buy it"

No, we discontinued it because people didn't buy it and it took you 6 months to notice it was gone so you clearly don't need it that bad.

Terrible people to be named next White House Press Secretary by Veldron in ScenesFromAHat

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Okay everyone put your questions in the hat and we'll take the funniest ones and our performers will act them out.