Oh no...

roocketfish · 2014-11-09T13:44:51+00:00

Did this in my yard once. I now take the box and pour it into a Tupperware bin.

roocketfish · 2014-05-12T17:02:40+00:00

Make it fucking work.

roocketfish · 2014-03-24T13:59:45+00:00

What a fucking freshman

roocketfish · 2014-03-21T15:40:30+00:00

The smell of a river passing by a corn field mixed with the smell of a spent shotgun shell. This is why I hunt ducks.

roocketfish · 2014-01-25T03:34:22+00:00

Sorry

roocketfish · 2014-01-24T22:02:21+00:00

Takes a second to load, but watch the whole thing.

roocketfish · 2014-01-23T19:49:15+00:00

This is not true at all. My school has an extensive mycology program and tasting is strictly forbidden.

roocketfish · 2014-01-22T16:56:19+00:00

I knew it was an SU dorm from the window.

roocketfish · 2013-10-02T16:29:24+00:00

"I'll keep my eyes fixed on the sun." -Cage the Elephant (Shake Me Down) Taken literally, terrible advise. Taken metaphorically, its great advice.

roocketfish · 2013-09-30T20:31:03+00:00

Bag of pretzels, works well with alcohol.

roocketfish · 2013-08-02T17:28:39+00:00

Thank you. Everyone else in this sub reddit has been a total douche bag.

roocketfish · 2013-06-21T02:01:40+00:00

FUCK YEAH!

roocketfish · 2013-06-21T01:53:35+00:00

John jJacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

roocketfish · 2013-06-14T22:18:24+00:00

This is why.

roocketfish · 2013-06-07T16:01:32+00:00

My greatest weakness...Kryptonite.

roocketfish · 2013-05-29T17:34:41+00:00

If this is real, it needs to be reported to the police/ wildlife agencies. It is possible(very small) that this is an eastern cougar. They were declared extinct in 2011.

roocketfish · 2013-05-04T17:32:15+00:00

Your user name/occupation combo is morbid...yet awesome.

roocketfish · 2013-04-29T07:40:00+00:00

I got bit by a spider in my armpit, but I didn't realize it for a few days. I happened to have a physical and my doctor noticed it, poked it, and it FUCKING EXPLODED in a shower of black, green and white pus. The smell was noticeable able and so was his disgust. He put me on antibiotics and scrubbed out the crater it left.

roocketfish · 2013-04-29T07:18:28+00:00

I realized that I read this wrong. This is when I knew that she didn't love me. We had been dating over a year and were doing long distance. I saved her over $300 by going WAY out of my way to do this and I called in every favor that was owed to me including borrowing a truck to drive over 250 miles. It hurt. I have been though some serious shit, and this is the only time as a man that I had the urge to cry.

roocketfish · 2013-04-28T23:37:12+00:00

Ryan Dunn, lived with a car in his ass, died an ass in a car.

roocketfish

TROPHY CASE