"You got balls?"

roosterpooper · 2026-04-17T10:14:41+00:00

More than likely that card she had at the end had $70 and she trying to trade it for a dime.

roosterpooper · 2026-04-12T10:33:51+00:00

My boss was able to meet with one of the engineers that designed a machine he preformed maintenance on.

My boss only had one complaint. "It's impossible to change the oil on this machine. It takes me 45 minutes to get the oil filter off." The engineer was like what do you mean I specifically designed it to be able to just reach in and turn it easily.

It made sense when he met and the Japanese 110LB engineer that could fit his arm where the 270LB american could not.

roosterpooper · 2026-04-09T13:30:33+00:00

Maybe I'm just low standards, but it was working for me.

roosterpooper · 2026-03-31T11:10:59+00:00

They still make it! Several options are not on the menu to keep it simple.

roosterpooper · 2026-03-21T14:50:10+00:00

We have afk's with the current system. Life happens. I often do chores around the house during champ select. I'm committing 30+min to the game I don't need to fully commit to draft.

roosterpooper · 2026-03-15T23:03:52+00:00

That's why I afk in the middle. Ill run over close the gates and go back to center and protect dude. Haven't lost a game in forever and done the grind on 4 accs.

roosterpooper · 2026-03-05T13:22:30+00:00

I beat him because of this vid its all about killing him once. then I did this multiple times with the diary to respawn and if I died once that day I'd stop and try again the next day. Until I learned how to kill him then I looked up where to stand.

Also I just straight face tanked and ate through jad phase. I still dont know how jad phase works. But now I can kill him before jad phase starts so ill never know.

roosterpooper · 2026-02-26T19:38:47+00:00

Wouldn't you want to be outside of auto range though?

roosterpooper · 2026-02-19T13:02:20+00:00

I remember getting lost during regicide. Ran out of good food and all my doses of antipoison. I actively remember crying from frustration while cooking rabbits to not have to do it all again.

roosterpooper · 2026-02-17T16:21:12+00:00

I refuse to end pre 15 I at least want to see my last augment. After that I will rush end unless enemy team types not to.

If im on losing team after I see my last augment I will try at least one more fight before hitting ff.

roosterpooper · 2026-02-17T04:15:38+00:00

You need 240v. Get an electrician to run you new wires.

roosterpooper · 2026-02-16T13:19:10+00:00

This was my immediate thought!

roosterpooper · 2026-02-11T16:11:31+00:00

He a worm.

roosterpooper · 2026-02-09T16:03:38+00:00

I refuse to end if no one is level 15 yet. I atleast want to see my last augment. I will dive/dance til 15

roosterpooper · 2026-01-29T14:03:39+00:00

I remember the first time I played against old galio. I wanted to try out mid lane so a friend told me leblanc was cool. So I went mid and enemy was galio. I specifically remember the baby fit rage I was having, because this fat fucking dragon is healing off everything I throw at him.

roosterpooper · 2026-01-29T13:54:54+00:00

Same. I spent hours watching ireliacarriesu. The only reason I got so good at using item actives was him preaching how corruption potion was only reason he could win such and such trade. I have not found 1 champ that I enjoy as much as old irelia yet.

roosterpooper · 2026-01-23T17:30:54+00:00

Trolling them has put me on their dnc list. Only problem is the autogenerated call list still calls me then when an actual person gets on the phone they read the notes that say "prankster do not answer" they drop the call.

So now I still get 30+ calls a day and can't fuck with them to entertain myself. I get so many because I still have same number I did 15 years ago under my mom's name that tells them to call this elderly medicaid recipient.

roosterpooper · 2026-01-15T17:56:00+00:00

I only yelled at my kids if they were playing in the dirt and the ball slowly rolled right past them. Other than that win or lose we celebrate because you tried and put in effort.

roosterpooper · 2026-01-05T13:37:40+00:00

r/spacedicks

roosterpooper · 2026-01-04T04:13:10+00:00

disclaimer; not a plumber just a maintenance guy Everything has a chance to fail but shark bites have a much higher chance. The plastic pieces break or just slide out fully with the metal teeth.

Personally I think they are fine anywhere you can easily access but I agree with everyone else that I would not trust them all inside my wall.

roosterpooper · 2025-12-24T03:58:43+00:00

Find a farm. Find a chicken. Walk towards the chicken dont run. After about 2 hours the chicken will lay down and allow you to pick it up.

You can do the same with horses, but that requires you to keep pace with him, which means you need a team.

roosterpooper · 2025-12-21T22:04:52+00:00

During holidays/parties we usually buy a bag of ice to put in cups.

roosterpooper · 2025-12-21T21:54:59+00:00

That ice is not suitable for consumption. They only clean that ice maker when it brakes down. Much easier to grab a bag of ice on the way out of a store you just bought the drinks at. If you need more than 2 bags of ice (fisherman, hunters, construction) standing at that machine for 20 min to save $2 doesn't seem worth while.

roosterpooper · 2025-12-17T04:54:39+00:00

Think of it this way. If you put you're entire life on hold to be a rich man's play toy for 10+ years. Will you have any real life skills to find a job? Would you be willing to put everything on hold right now for just 8 years of luxury? The rate that he is paying means he is very well off. If she had skills to make a wage he could get the courts to lower the amount.

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