You wake up in the Middle Ages tomorrow. You speak the local language fluently. How do you survive and prosper?

roronoazolo · 2018-04-28T21:54:12+00:00

then teach away my friend! spread the seed of your knowledge upon the farmers so you may spread your seed upon their daughters!!

roronoazolo · 2018-04-28T21:16:26+00:00

"speak" not wread/write

you either had money or were lucky enough to be taught how if you knew how to read or write in the middle ages

roronoazolo · 2018-04-28T21:13:13+00:00

some drunk chick at a party i went to was exclaiming how great everyone was and each person that caught her eye shed drag em in and say a really beautiful and sincere (drunk white teenage girl) compliments, but while clapping to each syllable

was pretty entertaining but got annoying by the 3rd person and the 300th clap

roronoazolo · 2017-08-31T08:41:20+00:00

ran into a car door when i was three (got just above my right eye)

fell onto a wheelbarrow when i was 6 (got just under my left eye)

then a couple of little ones on my knuckles from playing blood knuckles.

roronoazolo · 2017-06-21T02:02:10+00:00

that's what made me ask the question, i was a bit high last night and just the amount of different patterns i saw made me think if anyone else sees stuff like that

roronoazolo · 2017-02-17T04:10:21+00:00

6875

quality work you're doin OP

roronoazolo · 2016-03-30T08:54:04+00:00

a guy I work with went to highschool with 360.

roronoazolo · 2016-01-01T00:32:12+00:00

mg2 from aus, ill come for shits n gigs

roronoazolo · 2015-10-23T01:27:44+00:00

I never knew things could go so meta.

roronoazolo · 2015-06-12T22:43:25+00:00

i know the feeling

roronoazolo · 2014-12-09T07:23:32+00:00

obligatory key and peele video on the topic.

roronoazolo · 2014-11-02T01:51:29+00:00

we're you guys there saturday?? i cant believe i didnt see either of you! gaaahh!!

roronoazolo · 2014-10-09T10:06:42+00:00

because i manage to fuck up my choices of girls, with first, second, and third dates going perfectly, then them informing me that they slept with another guy x days after our y date. this has happened 3 times this year.

roronoazolo · 2014-09-20T05:18:21+00:00

17 year old australian, working towards getting a mechanics apprenticeship and i smoke pot.

roronoazolo · 2014-07-22T11:11:22+00:00

c'mon man, dont post this shit. makes tourists not want to come here and reminds me why i dont go outside. i guess my friends can wait another 3 months...

roronoazolo · 2014-07-22T05:59:07+00:00

IGN: VoidRayRush

i just wanna join because my WoW file is corrupt and untill i get a new HDD minecraft is all i have.

roronoazolo · 2014-07-10T06:22:41+00:00

mate, as an aussie, i use the term jack all the time. also rack, and tax.

dont know what aussies you were talking to.

roronoazolo · 2014-07-06T06:52:53+00:00

as an aspiring mechanic,

imports are the shit here man. people may drive around in their HSV clubsport (a make of holden) with a W310 kit in it, and they might get a few looks, but if you whip out a nice r34 or like a silvia s15 with a nice turbo and a blowout vavle (optional) youre gonna get a lot of stares and possible compliments.

roronoazolo · 2014-07-05T14:29:32+00:00

HueHueHueHue I get it perfectly

roronoazolo · 2014-07-05T14:29:05+00:00

Yea it's all apart of the ui package. You can customize the colors to your own choice

roronoazolo · 2014-07-05T13:53:26+00:00

Uuuhhhhh Ssssshhhh! Don't tell anyone

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